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Sometimes I feel like I need to wear a condom even if i'm just shaking hands with women. College either showed me how crusty things are or made it seem worse than it really is.
"I am not a hoe, I only have sex in a relationship" hoe tactic
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Ha. I know this girl who has "dated" 8 different guys I know in the span of 8-10 months. God knows what else she's been up to. Like actual dates. She calls them relationships. Uh..whatever..lol
Another classic.
At the beginning of a relationship:
you: so do you have somebody?
her: currently i am alone
Means she is bout to suck your cock.
At the end of a relationship when she is on some "we need to take a break" shyt
you: so do you have somebody?
her: currently i am alone
Means she is bout to suck another dikk
My neck and my back
All Star
good fukkin point...patrice o neal said somethin similar in his podcastWithout getting to preachy, women are NOT better than their vaginas, so we should stop trying to elevate them past p*ssy because they dont even want to elevate themselves past their own p*ssy.
Remember "its just puzzy breh"
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at around 7:45 mark he talks about it
My girl only had one
EQ.
Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
Breh i meditate to the Black Phillip show. Patrice is and will always be the GAWD. Dude changed my life
My neck and my back
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he died for our playa sins brehBreh i meditate to the Black Phillip show. Patrice is and will always be the GAWD. Dude changed my life
EQ.
Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
The Jewnited States
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man brehs i spent about 3 hours last night watching patrice stand up. he has nearly an hour set on youtube now. it's from earlier this year. GOOD shyt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0YxWfFEUbo
such a great fukkin comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0YxWfFEUbo
such a great fukkin comedian
EQ.
Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
man brehs i spent about 3 hours last night watching patrice stand up. he has nearly an hour set on youtube now. it's from earlier this year. GOOD shyt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0YxWfFEUbo
such a great fukkin comedian
If you dont already jus youtube "patrice opie anthony". Breh he drops knowledge on there to the extreme. And dude wasn't just funny his way of thinking was magical.I broke down when i heard the news he passed.
The Jewnited States
Superstar
i've watched a lot of the o and a vids but not nearly enough
heres a dope article after his death
Why Comedians Were Afraid of Patrice O’Neal -- New York Magazine
talks about his funeral, how other comedians viewed him, making lampanelli cry like the bytch she is
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
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All Money In
man brehs i spent about 3 hours last night watching patrice stand up. he has nearly an hour set on youtube now. it's from earlier this year. GOOD shyt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0YxWfFEUbo
such a great fukkin comedian
this is good shyt
props