"I AM JESUS CHRIST" Gameplay Trailer (Bruh....)

[Columbo]

Theyre still milking that white Jesus narrative lmao

That is to deceive both whites and blacks. It keeps blacks from persuing the Lord and it keeps whites thinking they are racially superior

Jesus was black but he came for us all, whether we are asian, white, black, hispanic etc.

There is no such thing as racial superiority. Racism is a tool the devil uses to divide and conquer people

 

[PS5 Pro]

That is to deceive both whites and blacks. It keeps blacks from persuing the Lord and it keeps whites thinking they are racially superior

Jesus was black but he came for us all, whether we are asian, white, black, hispanic etc.

There is no such thing as racial superiority. Racism is a tool the devil uses to divide and conquer people

Did you ever wonder why it's mandatory to say that when discussing his origin (I'm not saying you're wrong, just try to follow) . Jesus was black but why does it matter right? It matters very much so. If it didn't matter then there'd be no reason to change it in the first place. So whoever changed it, it mattered ro them. The letter j wasn't invented till the 1600's, jesus is a created name by whoever turned him white. Then they told you to pray to this white jesus because he told God how he was about to fukk up. White jesus told God to pause. I personally don't feel comfortable putting anyone before God including white jesus. They then used white jesus to justify everything they did from slavery to whatever.

If you know the story about the antichrist, doesn't jesus fit the criteria for that

It's said when jesus does come back most won't believe in him, they'll believe in the antichrist. A black jesus seems to perfectly fit that. I tested this theory on my mother, she was not happy a black jesus replaced her white jesus on her laptop. Demanded I put white jesus back. And they say it don't matter what color he is

Antichrist just needs to be white and call himself jesus black jesus got work to do or nobody will believe it's him when he came back because he's black. Race shouldn't matter tho, but it does in reality so...

 

[bogey_j]

That is to deceive both whites and blacks. It keeps blacks from persuing the Lord and it keeps whites thinking they are racially superior

Jesus was black but he came for us all, whether we are asian, white, black, hispanic etc.

There is no such thing as racial superiority. Racism is a tool the devil uses to divide and conquer people

Did you ever wonder why it's mandatory to say that when discussing his origin (I'm not saying you're wrong, just try to follow) . Jesus was black but why does it matter right? It matters very much so. If it didn't matter then there'd be no reason to change it in the first place. So whoever changed it, it mattered ro them. The letter j wasn't invented till the 1600's, jesus is a created name by whoever turned him white. Then they told you to pray to this white jesus because he told God how he was about to fukk up. White jesus told God to pause. I personally don't feel comfortable putting anyone before God including white jesus. They then used white jesus to justify everything they did from slavery to whatever.

If you know the story about the antichrist, doesn't jesus fit the criteria for that

It's said when jesus does come back most won't believe in him, they'll believe in the antichrist. A black jesus seems to perfectly fit that. I tested this theory on my mother, she was not happy a black jesus replaced her white jesus on her laptop. Demanded I put white jesus back. And they say it don't matter what color he is

take this to higher learning breh

this thread is about clowning a funny ass jesus simulator; not every thread on the coli has to devolve into a race thread

 

[PS5 Pro]

take this to higher learning breh

this thread is about clowning a funny ass jesus simulator; not every thread on the coli has to devolve into a race thread

You'd rather focus on the blasphemy instead of enlightenment, I'm sure this thread will be filled with posters making comments. Let me move out your way, I'm obviously blocking all the other posters from posting in here, my bad, carry on.

Let's get back to the funny!!!

Spoiler

I feel i made my point, so I'll drop the mic for now, devil trying to get me up outta here

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

I would murk Judas as soon as I seen him

 

[PS5 Pro]

I would murk Judas as soon as I seen him

I think it'll play out like Skywalker turning down death sticks

 

[Norrin Radd]

How many sins you rack up every time you start playing this

 

[Fatboi1]

That’s a cool Cesare Borgia game tho

Tell em

 

[8====D]

Imagine the cheat codes

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

That last chapter gotta be hard af

 

[DPresidential]

Looks like the most boring shyt ever.

shyt should have been called,

A Christ Grimace: 40 Days

Where, as Jesus, you step into the first of 40 days of being tempted and sieged upon by Satan. As a result of Jesus' doubts about the plan, it weakens him and he becomes a little.less than omnipotent; thus the plethora of demons, tricks and temptations thrown at you can actually cause you to fail.

And those 40 days will be in a time Warp where weapons and villains of various points of human history besiege you.

Let the nikka's who made Dead Space make it.

 

[THE 101]

GOTY

 

[morris]

White savior for white people

 

[True Blue Moon]

GOTY

THIS WINE IS BETTER THAN THE WINE WE HAD BEFORE


First day cop

 

[Dre Space Age]

I need a mod or DLC for Black Jesus