I am horrible at phone sex!

[Dada]

^I been texting these smileys lately. I saved them to a folder, transferred to my phone (via usb cable while I was uploading mp3s) and mms them.sp

No interest in phone sex. Awkward. I've had it spontaneously thrust on me, though.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Agree with those who said sexting > phone sex.

 

[Token]

nah...back in high school i talked a gal out her drawls...n her granny as well..kuz she was ear hustlin...


ol girl was in the monkey too...next thing i kno...granny was goin at it....im hearin moans from both..


then it mustve got 2 good...granny ended up gettin a chalie horse..kuz the moans started changin to battle crys...then she ended up sounded like uncle elroy..."gaaaaaawd dammit julissa..come in here i think i got a chalie.."


ol girl didnt show up to school..n when she did she avoided me..her number change n everything

Yo this is seriously some of the funniest ish I read on here. I'm dying.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

used to do it when i was younger i couldnt get into it

 

[Black]

i remember havin phone sex with this chick that lived in Paterson I didn't know how.

Me: I wanna suck them titties

Her: You can do better than that

Me: uhhhhhh........................ damn I wanna pound that p*ssy

Her: What are you doing?

Me: I don't know

Her:

 

[Sierra Mist]

I used to be a pro at phone sex too.

 

[Wisha N. Wood]

atleast you're a pro at one star threads

 

[Hammer]

who still does phone sex in 2012?

it's all about skype sex with random bytches you never met

 

[KplusK]

id rather hear a female talk some dirty **** to me than sit there at my job and read it in a text....i got nice at it very vivid imagination

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Yeah I did the phone sex thing a few times back in the day. I was good at it from what girls told me, the ones I did it with got off on it.

And for those who don't know what phone sex really is, to me, its basically talking dirty on the phone to some chick while u both masturbate to get off on it. It can be pretty fun if done right.