I am horrible at phone sex!

Classy X

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Damn, you got green quick.

You must be good enough at it for somebody to get green again.
 

Classy X

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Ok call me a virgin/immature/inexperienced or whatever u want but what exactly IS phone sex? :dwillhuh:


Do you play a porno over the phone or something?

You basically talk dirty sexual to the person on the other end. Sometimes it goes both ways.

The ultimate goal is to get off.
 

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nah...back in high school i talked a gal out her drawls...n her granny as well..kuz she was ear hustlin...


ol girl was in the monkey too...next thing i kno...granny was goin at it....im hearin moans from both..


then it mustve got 2 good...granny ended up gettin a chalie horse..kuz the moans started changin to battle crys...then she ended up sounded like uncle elroy..."gaaaaaawd dammit julissa..come in here i think i got a chalie.."


ol girl didnt show up to school..n when she did she avoided me..her number change n everything
 
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fu*ck phone sex, you gotta captivate her imagination with some sexting and the use of these coli smileys!

This chick i hit a long time send me some lingerie pics last night so i hit her with the :takedat: smiley, the convo ended with she coming to get dug out wednesday :shaq:
 

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:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:Don't do phone sex, more of a sexter. Its better, You can sext anywhere. I like to sex at work so we're both ready for it when i get home. The build up of anticipation makes it....:ahh:
 

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fu*ck phone sex, you gotta captivate her imagination with some sexting and the use of these coli smileys!

This chick i hit a long time send me some lingerie pics last night so i hit her with the :takedat: smiley, the convo ended with she coming to get dug out wednesday :shaq:
you can get coli smiles on text message?
 
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