I Am Going to Poison a Dog Brehs

[Just like bruddas]

im calling the police

 

[the cool]

Troll thread

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I would put it on the leash and try drowning it near a nearby lake

 

[FaTaL]

 

[KinksandCoils]

Now you're the animal!

 

[CM_Burns]

Crucifying the dog on the owner's lawn would send the message better.

 

[Token]

Poison yourself first.

 

[Nintendough]

I don't see what the problem is.

 

[Black]

This battle must come to an end. There is a dog in the neighborhood that decides to drop some of the biggest turds right on my lawn. Every morning I wake up, I see this b*stards little nuggets. I have tried everything from citronella, cayenne pepper, vinegar, the dog will not stop. I resorted to putting some big sticks in the area he takes a dump at, this guy just pooped with no shyts given to the sticks.

I think it is a stray or something, I can't deal brehs. What's the best way to poison this b*stard! I was thinking of soaking sponge in some type of poison and placing it in a fat juicy kfc chicken breast. The dog will get poisoned and if that does not work, the sponge should expand in his stomach and kill him

Tell me what other ways I can get my Mike Vick on

Hot dog in antifreeze

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Take him to china town

 

[MikelArteta]

if its a small dog pick it up and drive like 50 miles ina ny direction open the door voila

 

[Boy C]

Take him to china town

 

[froggle]

if its a small dog pick it up and drive like 50 miles ina ny direction open the door voila

I don't know if it is a stray or neighborhood dog. It obviously happens early in the morning between 2-6. I am trying to be humane, but the stench and having to scoop it up makes me quite angry.

 

[martin payne]

 

[PHamm]

This battle must come to an end. There is a dog in the neighborhood that decides to drop some of the biggest turds right on my lawn. Every morning I wake up, I see this b*stards little nuggets. I have tried everything from citronella, cayenne pepper, vinegar, the dog will not stop. I resorted to putting some big sticks in the area he takes a dump at, this guy just pooped with no shyts given to the sticks.

I think it is a stray or something, I can't deal brehs. What's the best way to poison this b*stard! I was thinking of soaking sponge in some type of poison and placing it in a fat juicy kfc chicken breast. The dog will get poisoned and if that does not work, the sponge should expand in his stomach and kill him

Tell me what other ways I can get my Mike Vick on