I Am Going to Poison a Dog Brehs

[froggle]

This battle must come to an end. There is a dog in the neighborhood that decides to drop some of the biggest turds right on my lawn. Every morning I wake up, I see this b*stards little nuggets. I have tried everything from citronella, cayenne pepper, vinegar, the dog will not stop. I resorted to putting some big sticks in the area he takes a dump at, this guy just pooped with no shyts given to the sticks.

I think it is a stray or something, I can't deal brehs. What's the best way to poison this b*stard! I was thinking of soaking sponge in some type of poison and placing it in a fat juicy kfc chicken breast. The dog will get poisoned and if that does not work, the sponge should expand in his stomach and kill him

Tell me what other ways I can get my Mike Vick on

 

[and 47 others]

I've already alerted the police

 

[yo moms]

 

[sanityovar8ted]

try dipping some bacon in some antifreeze or so ive heard

 

[Mr. Negative]

throw some chocolate over there.

edit: or so I heard

 

[newarkhiphop]

Lol @ poison bacon and chocolate on your front yard some Lil kid gonna come buy and eat it



Be a man wake up early, put a leash on him take him to the park and give him a go to Jesus talk

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

The dog will get poisoned and if that does not work, the sponge should expand in his stomach and kill him

idk why but this shyt made me laugh out loud. its just shyt man, let it go.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Lol @ poison bacon and chocolate on your front yard some Lil kid gonna come buy and eat it

so THATS what happened.....

 

[sanityovar8ted]

if some lil kid is eating bacon or chocolate out of someones yard they deserve what they get

 

[froggle]

try dipping some bacon in some antifreeze or so ive heard

throw some chocolate over there.

edit: or so I heard

 

[MAKAVELI25]

This battle must come to an end. There is a dog in the neighborhood that decides to drop some of the biggest turds right on my lawn. Every morning I wake up, I see this b*stards little nuggets. I have tried everything from citronella, cayenne pepper, vinegar, the dog will not stop. I resorted to putting some big sticks in the area he takes a dump at, this guy just pooped with no shyts given to the sticks.

I think it is a stray or something, I can't deal brehs. What's the best way to poison this b*stard! I was thinking of soaking sponge in some type of poison and placing it in a fat juicy kfc chicken breast. The dog will get poisoned and if that does not work, the sponge should expand in his stomach and kill him

Tell me what other ways I can get my Mike Vick on

File a complaint, the dog shouldn't have the die cuz it's owner is an a$$hole

 

[Flay Mayweather]

So one of y'all nikkas poisoned my dog

my bytch gone nikkas!

 

[Money Be Green]

Lol @ poison bacon and chocolate on your front yard some Lil kid gonna come buy and eat it



Be a man wake up early, put a leash on him take him to the park and give him a go to Jesus talk

Lmao What lil kid gone eat bacon and chocolate out of someones yard?

 

[pickles]

Nikka don't do it. Them cacs love me some dogs. They will figure out it is you. They will form a neighborhood investigative team and shyt. I don't want you to go to jail.

 

[Arcavian]

I'd go with chocolate