Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

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I hate the ol' "I'm feeling tender" excuse. She thinks you supposed to be :smugdraper: cuz you beat it up but inside you really like :comeon:

and those times she's saying "I'm watching my show" is straight :stopitslime: status. If a chick can't receive backshots and follow along with a Friends plot, then there's no hope for her.
 
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