Husband sends wife excel spreadsheet outlining when she denied him sex

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omg kind of off topic but this reminds me of a story read (I think it was on here) about this dude that gave his wife a kidney and she cheated on him with her physical therapist, then divorced him. :wow: I would have cut my kidney out of that bytch after that. :wow:
I would have paid some Mexicans to do it right. bytch wake up in a Tijuana bathtub packed in ice :lawd: missing her liver too.
 

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omg kind of off topic but this reminds me of a story read (I think it was on here) about this dude that gave his wife a kidney and she cheated on him with her physical therapist, then divorced him. :wow: I would have cut my kidney out of that bytch after that. :wow:

Yeah. She would have had to return that liver. Trifling ass woman.
 

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Some chicks just get married for the financial security, they don't really feel their husbands like that, mad disrespectful but women have so much power in relantionships these days men tend to play along. This dude will probably end up having a divorce and being taken to the cleaners, he's gonna end up bitter most likely.

Cats will be surprised how these chicks think about men, they'll marry a fat nikka with a good job and try to get him to lose weight lol

No real excuse for a 26 year old to not have sex, at that age any wife turning down a man is a direct insult to the guy.
That happy wife, happy life bullshyt causes shyt like this. No offense to white dudes but it sounds like some shyt they let their wives get away with. I'm not about to jeopardize my own happiness to make sure you're okay, marriage is a fukkin team sport. We both got to be happy in this shyt and no one's individual happiness is more important than the other
 

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I think sometimes you get tired of not being heard, and you want to be chased. I done tried to fix things with girls that I've dated, but after a while you want them to worry. Feel he shyt you been feeling. Let her wonder about what you're doing and why you're not answering. You need that sometimes, for you confidence and for her to realize what she might be losing :lawd:

I get you breh but in a marraige you cant play games with this shyt. this is why divorce rates are so high. people don't handle relationship issues with good communication.
 

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omg kind of off topic but this reminds me of a story read (I think it was on here) about this dude that gave his wife a kidney and she cheated on him with her physical therapist, then divorced him. :wow: I would have cut my kidney out of that bytch after that. :wow:


:wutdawg:


link?
 

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My wife's pops left her moms; and I'm sure it was over stuff like this. In fact, I'm positive. He's still married to the broad to this day. I had put my wife up on game and told her that she had to cut her pops some slack over the breakup. The n1gga had been given a chance to come home and make it work "For the kids" and he was like "nah, I'm good". I could read between the lines and see that he wasn't getting blessed at home, and then found a willing participant. So when I let wifey know what was real in these streets, I could tell she was having an :ohhh: moment; for so long, since it was just her, her moms and her sister, all she heard was the female perspective, and her moms side of the story. Our bedroom life was always straight, but there were times when it just wasn't popping, like me having to work late or whatever. Then she would start blessing a n1gga out of nowhere, and I figured she was on that "it happened to my moms, I ain't having this n1gga looking elsewhere"
 

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If the dikk was :banderas:, she'd be waiting for him naked at the front door.

It obviously isn't.
Have you been with a man for 5 plus years and felt this way. Eventually after the babiea and knocking the bottom out that p*ssy its not as great as it used to be and a man gotta step out. Women should go get that vaginal reguvination surgery every few years
 

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Have you been with a man for 5 plus years and felt this way. Eventually after the babiea and knocking the bottom out that p*ssy its not as great as it used to be and a man gotta step out. Women should go get that vaginal reguvination surgery every few years
It obviously is if he's begging for it everyday:yeshrug:
 

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It obviously is if he's begging for it everyday:yeshrug:
Again has a fukkboo with no options and probably a small dikk. When you pack the hammer you don't beg your wife for p*ssy because you have women around you already beating you upside the head with thirst and they don't give a shyt about your family they just want to brag to some slut they got fukked by a big dikk :heh: These hoes goofy as hell
 

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The fact that ol boy had to make a spreadsheet for this means that this 7 week timeframe is only a small part of the big picture. She's probably been denying him for far longer than this.

Also...nikka...can we get a diagram or something? I mean fukk...a line graph or a perhaps a pie chart, SOMETHING that lets us know you showed some effort on this project.

I'm not saying to flex the VBA skills but c'mon

If his dikk game is anything like his work ethic regarding Excel, no wonder she won't give up the puss. Visualization of the data helps illustrate the idea :snoop:
 
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