Hump Back Whale Accidentally Swallows 2 Girls Kayaking

[Save $ not Hoes]

Tasted them unwashed legs hit the

 

[Phitz]

I swear this shyt only happens to white people

You think Jonah was white?

 

[Phitz]

see how the birds swooped in and got the fish that the whale missed. I know it was pissed... like "get the hell outta my mouth"

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

see how the birds swooped in and got the fish that the whale missed. I know it was pissed... like "get the hell outta my mouth"

I don’t know why this got me hollering right now

 

[broller]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[Piff Perkins]

pause but

Whales have small throats so they wouldn’t of been eaten regardless

I'm glad you said pause man, otherwise I would have thought you sexually think about whales swallowing you.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

pause but

Whales have small throats so they wouldn’t of been eaten regardless

Pause for whales breh

 

[DaPresident]

Talk about getting the throat!

 

[CP3.]

Literally my face the entire time

 

[3rdWorld]

Moby

 

[MajesticLion]

Something about the idea of a whale spitting out people like watermelon seeds has me

 

[Bugzbunny129]

This like second time ive seen this happen in 3 years. A guy got swallowed a few years ago.

Only he was underwater diving for lobster. Talk about kill me now. I saw a video of a guy at bottom of ocean, water like 5 ft visibility max snd a great white the dize of a sedan just popped out right in front and almost nipped his head off accidently. He didnt see it coming at all. I woulda died. Killed myself had i seen that face to face.


I seen bull sharks going after jetskis. Kilelr whales sinking ships. Wtf is going on lol.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Raw.

Such an intricate and nuanced post.

Triple entendre.. at the least.

Which one? The human or the whale? Or. Is the whale gonna literally eat the human.. raw?

Bravo good Breh

 

[TheJet]

That honkey surprise didn't agree with him.