human torch invited spiderman to watch his sex tape dahell

[Supa cat]

Wait what happened? See that's why he got replaced by Firestar for spiderman and his amazing friends

You want to torch what now?

:spidahell:

I gotta go. I think I hear someone calling for help over in Harlem...

Torch was like FLAME ON?

Spidey :

but why did spider say he needs to go shower

 

[The axe murderer]

but why did spider say he needs to go shower

Oh noooooooooooo

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Still a flag needs to be thrown that was not a Harlemite question

Lmao Spidey knows damn well he already watched that tape. As a matter of fact he could have just informed Johnny via text message on his Stark phone

 

[The axe murderer]

Lmao Spidey knows damn well he already watched that tape. As a matter of fact he could have just informed Johnny via text message on his Stark phone

You want him to keep that Web of lies

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

You want him to keep that Web of lies

Tbh I don't think Mr. Negative is lying. Johnny knows that's him in that tape and he knows Spidey was being messy.

 

[The axe murderer]

Tbh I don't think Mr. Negative is lying. Johnny knows that's him in that tape and he knows Spidey was being messy.

 

[MartyMcFly]

but why did spider say he needs to go shower

If my best friend asked me to watch a supposed sex tape with him in it, I’d feel dirty as fukk too

 

[Ironman]

If my best friend asked me to watch a supposed sex tape with him in it, I’d feel dirty as fukk too

We not bestfriends that week

 

[MartyMcFly]

We not bestfriends that week

Yeah we’re on a timeout

 

[The axe murderer]

We not bestfriends that week

Yeah we’re on a timeout

Well ultimate @Ironman got caught up in that shyt and the Avengers unfortunately watched

 

[Ironman]

Well ultimate @Ironman got caught up in that shyt and the Avengers unfortunately watched

I didn't ask Cap to watch that shyt with me

 

[The axe murderer]

I didn't ask Cap to watch that shyt with me

Well it got wanda and quicksilver in the mood for incest

 

[The axe murderer]

I didn't ask Cap to watch that shyt with me

Here wasp trying to cape and say wanda and quickie incest is OK because get with the times

It's like the fukking Lannisters

 

[NZA]

to the new yorkers who know their geography; does that web point spidey to the direction of harlem?

 

[feelosofer]

Spider-man basically said 'I'mma head up out of here'