Hulk Hogan Begins "Serious Training"; Teases Final Run

[I-Hate-You]

I say fukk it and have Hogan/Rampage in a shoot.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

YOU'RE THE GUY WHO LIKES TO TEACH MATH, RIGHT BROTHER? WELL HERE'S A MATH LESSON FOR YOU, DUDE! TAKE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A fukk ABOUT SCOTT STEINER AND THEN MULTIPLY IT BY ANY NUMBER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND YOU'LL GET ZERO, JACK! WHAT'S A PEAK TO A PYTHON, BROTHER?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

don't know what's more delusional

this tweet or that jake thread

 

[TRIPLE M]

I say fukk it and have Hogan/Rampage in a shoot.

Hogan would have to go back to the silverdome for that one

 

[Scott_Steiner]

YOU'RE THE GUY WHO LIKES TO TEACH MATH, RIGHT BROTHER? WELL HERE'S A MATH LESSON FOR YOU, DUDE! TAKE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A fukk ABOUT SCOTT STEINER AND THEN MULTIPLY IT BY ANY NUMBER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND YOU'LL GET ZERO, JACK! WHAT'S A PEAK TO A PYTHON, BROTHER?

DON'T TRY AND GET PHILISOP...PHILPOSIFI...SMART WITH ME HOGAN CUZ YER NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT

YOU THINK YER FUNNY N TOUGH BUT WHERE WAS YER HUMOR WHEN YER WIFE DIVORCED YOU, YER SON DROVE WORSE THAN TIGER WOODS ON CRACK N YER DAUGHTER WAS GETTIN' MORE WANG THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK

I'LL TELL YA, NOWHERE CUZ YER CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT YER AN' OVERTHEHILL FLABBY fukk WHO AIN'T GOT THE GUTS TO CALL IT A DAY CUZ YOU KNOWS THAT WITHOUT THIS BIZNESS YER ASS IS TOTLY AND COMPETELY WORTHLESS

NO FAMILY, NO RESPECT, NO LOVE, AN' WHEN YOU DIE THE HULKAMANIACS WHO YOU NEEDED FER SO LONG AIN'T GONNA GIVE A shyt CUZ THEY GOT FAMILIES N LIVES OUTSIDE OF THE SQUARE CIRCLE UNLIKE YOU

YOU NEED THE PEOPLE BUT THE PEOPLE SURE AS fukk DON'T NEED YOU

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

HAD TO GET THAT OFF YOUR CHEST, BROTHER?

 

[Riley Escobar]

DON'T TRY AND GET PHILISOP...PHILPOSIFI...SMART WITH ME HOGAN CUZ YER NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT

YOU THINK YER FUNNY N TOUGH BUT WHERE WAS YER HUMOR WHEN YER WIFE DIVORCED YOU, YER SON DROVE WORSE THAN TIGER WOODS ON CRACK N YER DAUGHTER WAS GETTIN' MORE WANG THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK

I'LL TELL YA, NOWHERE CUZ YER CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT YER AN' OVERTHEHILL FLABBY fukk WHO AIN'T GOT THE GUTS TO CALL IT A DAY CUZ YOU KNOWS THAT WITHOUT THIS BIZNESS YER ASS IS TOTLY AND COMPETELY WORTHLESS

NO FAMILY, NO RESPECT, NO LOVE, AN' WHEN YOU DIE THE HULKAMANIACS WHO YOU NEEDED FER SO LONG AIN'T GONNA GIVE A shyt CUZ THEY GOT FAMILIES N LIVES OUTSIDE OF THE SQUARE CIRCLE UNLIKE YOU

YOU NEED THE PEOPLE BUT THE PEOPLE SURE AS fukk DON'T NEED YOU

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

Good goddamn

 

[Jamal514]

Wrong thread

 

[Reggie]

When is the last time that Hulk has had a match? Was it with that overseas tour when he fought Flair? Either way him and Flair should have been retired years ago and to see them wrestle now would be a shame. Both of them should be in better positions than this in the wrestling business. But im pretty sure Hogan has money he just craves that spotlight that he has had for like 30 years. Though celeb net worth has Linda worth 20 million and Brooke worth 6 million yet Hogan is only worth 5 mill. I know that shyt cant be accurate can it?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I know that shyt cant be accurate can it?

MY MONEY IS IN THE CAYMANS, BROTHER! PALLET LOAD OF CASH IN A STORAGE UNIT LIKE THAT EPISODE I GHOST WROTE FOR BREAKING BAD, DUDE!

 

[Bean]

DON'T TRY AND GET PHILISOP...PHILPOSIFI...SMART WITH ME HOGAN CUZ YER NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT

YOU THINK YER FUNNY N TOUGH BUT WHERE WAS YER HUMOR WHEN YER WIFE DIVORCED YOU, YER SON DROVE WORSE THAN TIGER WOODS ON CRACK N YER DAUGHTER WAS GETTIN' MORE WANG THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK

 

[Reality Check]

don't know what's more delusional

this tweet or that jake thread

Jake thread by far. At least with Hogan, he has the mind of an athlete who wants to compete but doesn't know when to give up ala Favre, Clemens, MJ, etc.