Howard the Duck is really awful...

[EARFQUAKE]

I just watched this film (I was too young to understand it when I was younger) and I wish I hadn't.

And it isn't the WOAT, the concept itself is pretty unique and I guess "fun" (?) but it's a fukking duck from an alternative planet who essentially does jack shyt the majority of the film.
The beginning is bad because it's so goddamn abrupt that they couldn't come up with another way for him to accidental land on planet Earth?

But I can look pass all that. It was the fukking sexual tension between the duck and the female lead that had me like this had to be a furry's wet dream; I never been so damn uncomfortable watching a bed scene I had to fast forward that bullshyt



I think I've seen a few people on this website praise the film so if I get negged I'll accept that but by all means, if there was a satirical point I missed please point that out so I can get a better understanding. I don't usually shyt on films.

 

[KRiLL (+)]

he's gonna make a dramatic comeback in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie..

 

[MartyMcFly]

I just watched this film (I was too young to understand it when I was younger) and I wish I hadn't.

And it isn't the WOAT, the concept itself is pretty unique and I guess "fun" (?) but it's a fukking duck from an alternative planet who essentially does jack shyt the majority of the film.
The beginning is bad because it's so goddamn abrupt that they couldn't come up with another way for him to accidental land on planet Earth?

But I can look pass all that. It was the fukking sexual tension between the duck and the female lead that had me like this had to be a furry's wet dream; I never been so damn uncomfortable watching a bed scene I had to fast forward that bullshyt



I think I've seen a few people on this website praise the film so if I get negged I'll accept that but by all means, if there was a satirical point I missed please point that out so I can get a better understanding. I don't usually shyt on films.

Loved it as a kid, watched it as an adult and had to turn it off

 

[EARFQUAKE]

he's gonna make a dramatic comeback in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie..

That was him!?

 

[jilla82]

No shyt ...
...thats why its a cult classic

I love those horrible 80's movies.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Whoa, I did NOT know this niqqa Howard was a Marvel character.

 

[KRiLL (+)]

That was him!?

yes yes it was..

 

[EARFQUAKE]

yes yes it was..

I feel like I've committed a sin for not knowing so goddamn blasphemous


That still doesn't change how I feel about the movie tho

 

[Achille]

George Lucas was also influential getting the film made.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I would say it is one of the worst films ever made.

 

[BXKingPin82]

@ the beginning seeing them duck boobs

 

[Deltron]

Lea Thompson



makes the movie bearable...and ass Jefferey Jones

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Lea Thompson
makes the movie bearable...and ass Jefferey Jones

This is the scene I had to skip

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

well some films do not age my friend..

 

[Groot]

:babygroot:

I am Groot!