http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2013/09/first-day-fall-means-return-premature-scarf-bro.html
Summer is over
Fall is here
cool weather
creeping in
I look forward to all of the seasonal memes
Oktoberfests filled with beer
pumpkin spice products
Leaves falling
Fall vibes are hella chill
A new beginning
A new school year
A new season
But then vibes are harshed
I already saw him
Premature scarf bro
Srsly, why are you wearing a scarf?
It's like a chill 70 degrees
Not scarf weather, bro
It's honestly still pretty comfortable to wear shorts
a cool breeze tickling ur balls, vagine, or crawling up ur ass crack
Most people are enjoying optimal short sleeve weather
but ur wearing a goddamn scarf
Does ur neck get rlly cold or something?
R u ill?
R u dying?
Were u just pressured in2 buying a scarf
by ur 'crafty' GF who runs an Etsy store?
Goddammit, Premature Scarf Bro
Fall has only just begun
and ur straight up scarfing it.
At least wait until October to break out the scarf
I 'get' that u think winterwear makes u look attractive
and u just bought new clothes for the upcoming season
But can u plz chill out, premature scarf bro?
I used 2 think that I <3ed fall
But now I realize
that I h8 Premature Scarf Bro
more than I even h8
premature tanktop bro.
It's not even cold, premature scarf bro
Ur scarf isn't even a 'cool' one, premature scarf bro
No1 thinks u look like 'a metropolitan-wave human', premature scarf bro
Thanks for ruining fall, premature scarf bro.
At what temperature is it acceptable to wear a scarf? I'd say 49 degrees and below.
Do u h8 premature scarf bro?
Have u seen any bros in scarves?