How would you make Keith Lee work?

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Start off with never saying "meanie head" ever again.



Also he needs to get most of the indy-rific stuff out of his system.


The indy-rific stuff is what made him a somebody, without that, he's just a far motherfukka. A dime a dozen barely useful hand. Man, this company is such a joke.
 

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First have bruh grow a full beard.
Next I'd make him a cerebral egotistical elitist heel with a Nick Bockwinkle style persona (look up old Bockwinkle promos on Youtube to see what I mean) who wrestles like a big man power wrestler and only have him pull out the inappropriate flippy shyt in big matches.
Have Mia Yim do double duty as a wrestler and as Keith's interfering valet because the type of heel I want Keith to be works best with either an interfering valet or a manager and WWE hates managers for some reason.
 

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.
 

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.
What the fukk? :dahell: :dahell: :dahell:
 

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have him come out & put the roster on the big screen hitlist style

every week he catches another body until he works up to the top

reestablish the fact that realistically there are little to no other talent in his weight.class with the same blend of attributes

he has to get on some bully shyte

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.

:beli:
 

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.
corny, and negged
 

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.

white humor :unimpressed:
 

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He was fine in NXT so maybe sending him back down there.
 

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Well he can't work that style with everyone and that's my point.
Point is..when they want to something to work? It works and is pushed. They made Bliss the champion and she barely wrestled...lol. Don't forget the Great Khali had the big Gold belt but Shelton Benjamin isn't good enough to be the top champion? It's hideous.
 

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Keith Lee needs to come out on Sunday Night Heat, interrupt a match and grabs the mic. He tells the audience that he suffers from AIDS and doesn't have long to live / much time to secure his life long ambition of winning the European championship. Challenges champion Naked Mideon there and then. Match booked for the next Over the Edge PPV where he comes down from the ceiling via a harness dressed as the Blue Blazer. Grabs the mic and speaks like a nerd like usual: "Martha, baby, this ones for you." Wrestles the match, the world in engaged and interested. Loses via count out. Wrestles on Raw against Christopher Walken; loses by submission to the cross face chicken wing. Walken spits in his mouth whilst Lee is unconscious. Keith Lee literally is never seen again on WWF TV but word gets out through 1 wrestling dot com that he never had AIDS and actually now works in Blockbuster video.

Sir Mo'd.
 
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