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Fukk your corny debates
Fresh off the Montreal screwjob. WCW made him a guest referee.
I’m sure TSC could’ve done better.
-Bret Hart walks to the ring and does basic enthusiastic welcoming interview with Gene Okerlund.
-Gene asks him about the NWO. Hitman just says he’s here to compete with the best wrestlers and isn’t taking sides.
:NWO theme music comes on:
-Hoegan, Hall and Nash come to the ring and ask him to join the NWO. Hitman says he just got there today and needs some time to think about it.
Hoegan: I KNOW ABOUT THAT GREAT BIG ORGANIZATION UP NORTH BROTHER! I SAW WHAT THEY DID TO YOU. WCW IS OLD NEWS JUST LIKE THEY ARE. WHAT’S IT GONNA BE BROTHER? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? ARE YOU NWO 4 LIFE?
Hitman: I might have a problem with your little “clique” here (looking at Hall and Nash).
Nash: I say let the past be the past, my friend.
Hall: Listen to the big mang. What happened up north... stays up north, chico.
Hitman: Yeah well I don’t trust either of you. I need some time to think. I just got here yesterday.
Hoegan: LET’S GO. GIVE HIM SOME TIME. HE’S NOT READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT BROTHER! HE NEVER WAS.
Hitman: Excuse me? I’ve been ready. I always was. You just wouldn’t get out of the damn way and pass the torch!
Hoegan: YOU WEREN’T READY TO CARRY THE TORCH! YOU COULD NEVER SHINE MY BOOTS BROTHER!
Hitman: You were always jealous of me old man. You may have your Hollywood movies and your 24 inch pythons, but you’ll damn sure never be the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Hoegan: DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH BROTHER! WHEN I FIRST MET YOU I WAS SELLING OUT ARENAS YOU WERE CARRYING DYNAMITE KID’S BAGS TO JACK! YOU WERE NEVER AN ICON.
Hitman: I ran your ass out of there just like I did your two buddies here. And I’ll run you out of here too. Maybe they can go back up north and do a playgirl shoot with their boytoy—-
-Hall steals off on him. Hall, Nash, and Hogan start beating up Hitman. The rest of the NWO runs down. Sting comes down with the bat and he Hart clear out the ring. Sting puts either Hall and Nash in the scorpion deathlock at the same time Hitman puts Hoegan in the sharpshooter facing each other.
-They let go and stare each other down. Sting does the toss the bat and turn your back challenge.
Hart, Sting, Goldberg, DDP and maybe Booker T or Benoit join forces and feud with the NWO til they win and it breaks up and is phased out.
That’s the best I could come up with.
I’m sure TSC could’ve done better.
-Bret Hart walks to the ring and does basic enthusiastic welcoming interview with Gene Okerlund.
-Gene asks him about the NWO. Hitman just says he’s here to compete with the best wrestlers and isn’t taking sides.
:NWO theme music comes on:
-Hoegan, Hall and Nash come to the ring and ask him to join the NWO. Hitman says he just got there today and needs some time to think about it.
Hoegan: I KNOW ABOUT THAT GREAT BIG ORGANIZATION UP NORTH BROTHER! I SAW WHAT THEY DID TO YOU. WCW IS OLD NEWS JUST LIKE THEY ARE. WHAT’S IT GONNA BE BROTHER? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? ARE YOU NWO 4 LIFE?
Hitman: I might have a problem with your little “clique” here (looking at Hall and Nash).
Nash: I say let the past be the past, my friend.
Hall: Listen to the big mang. What happened up north... stays up north, chico.
Hitman: Yeah well I don’t trust either of you. I need some time to think. I just got here yesterday.
Hoegan: LET’S GO. GIVE HIM SOME TIME. HE’S NOT READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT BROTHER! HE NEVER WAS.
Hitman: Excuse me? I’ve been ready. I always was. You just wouldn’t get out of the damn way and pass the torch!
Hoegan: YOU WEREN’T READY TO CARRY THE TORCH! YOU COULD NEVER SHINE MY BOOTS BROTHER!
Hitman: You were always jealous of me old man. You may have your Hollywood movies and your 24 inch pythons, but you’ll damn sure never be the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Hoegan: DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH BROTHER! WHEN I FIRST MET YOU I WAS SELLING OUT ARENAS YOU WERE CARRYING DYNAMITE KID’S BAGS TO JACK! YOU WERE NEVER AN ICON.
Hitman: I ran your ass out of there just like I did your two buddies here. And I’ll run you out of here too. Maybe they can go back up north and do a playgirl shoot with their boytoy—-
-Hall steals off on him. Hall, Nash, and Hogan start beating up Hitman. The rest of the NWO runs down. Sting comes down with the bat and he Hart clear out the ring. Sting puts either Hall and Nash in the scorpion deathlock at the same time Hitman puts Hoegan in the sharpshooter facing each other.
-They let go and stare each other down. Sting does the toss the bat and turn your back challenge.
Hart, Sting, Goldberg, DDP and maybe Booker T or Benoit join forces and feud with the NWO til they win and it breaks up and is phased out.
That’s the best I could come up with.
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