how would you book a chavo guerrero return & run?

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I would have the fashion police working on a case and they catch Chavo backstage dressed like Kerwin White like

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he comes out in a lowrider wearing a rubber eddie mask with a MAGA hat on his head, the lowrider has "trump/pence 2016" & MAGA bumper stickers

he walks to the middle of the ring and removes the eddie mask to reveal its chavo (hes also wearing another MAGA hat under the mask), then he takes off the MAGA hat (undertaker style, eye-roll and all) and reveals the kerwin white dyed hair
 

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Im ready for a chavito return :blessed:

ok it starts with Randy Orton standing in the ring as the new United States champion ready to celebrate his victory with a party. He starts saying only americans can hold the title (which you know klandy really believes), suddenly the lights go out and eight people with their faces painted with glow in the dark white like a skeleton , comes out playing like a mariachi band. Orton looks confused and so is the crowd as they make it to the ring. They climb into the ring and surround Orton as they start playing Chavo's theme. Crowd goes crazy as the lights come on and Chavito is standing behind orton with a guitar. Orton turns around and Chavo cracks him in the head with it then continues to stomp him out as the band starts playing again to end smackdown.

:mjcry: chavo comes back to save us from Orton

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I was at my coworkers house watching a PPV last year, him and his wife... they're white.
Kalisto wins the US Championship and his wife goes "Isn't the United States Champion supposed to be American?" :jbhmm::dwillhuh::beli:
 

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he comes out in a lowrider wearing a rubber eddie mask with a MAGA hat on his head, the lowrider has "trump/pence 2016" & MAGA bumper stickers

he walks to the middle of the ring and removes the eddie mask to reveal its chavo (hes also wearing another MAGA hat under the mask), then he takes off the MAGA hat (undertaker style, eye-roll and all) and reveals the kerwin white dyed hair
week 2: the druids theme music plays, they come out in white robes holding tiki torches and rolling a casket down the ramp, leaving it in front of the ring apron. chavo, now redubbed as kkkerwin, comes out after them and gets in the ring.

he picks up a mic and walks over to the casket, the kkk druids open it to reveal a comatose reich fleihr laying inside with his eyes open. kkkerwin kneels down by the casket, closes flaeyhrs eyes with his fingers, then cuts a short emotionally charged promo about how the illegal immigrants and entitled minorities are responsible for his current condition, he ends the promo ends with "i will avenge u brother...... blood and soil" then puts a rubber eddie mask over flaieuhrs head and leaves the ring
 

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If it was possible I'd sign Chavo and try and bring in Homicide and Eddie Kingston as his heaters

Have Chavo essentially run his group like the black and white NWO spray painting numbers on people and have him walking around in linen while homicide and Kingston rock straight hood nikka shyt making it look like Chavo the og

Chavo and his group bully other Latin stars calling them fake if they don't join his team and maybe they add another guy or so as they climb to the top. Chavo cutting promo after promo saying it's his birth right to be wwe champion as the last of the Guerrero clan. Have Vickie Guerrero return to talk sense in to to stop terrorizing the wwe with his group and how Eddie and Chavo sr would be disappointed in how he was acting. Chavo drop kicks her and out comes John Cena who cleans house by beating up Kingston and homicide before Chavo cracks him in the head with a steel chain around his hand. Chavo feuds with cena and eventually loses but then Chavo fukks around a bit and wins the money in the bank briefcase and announces he will cash in the briefcase at he next wrestlemania after the match promising to main event he grandest stage of them all. He then reveals this to be a lie when he comes down after john cena wins the world title (whenever this is) and has Kingston and homicide mail him before finally winning the title in real heel fashion

Chavo comes out and sits in a chair on the next smackdown episode to start he show with the lights all down low while wearing a suit and clutching a john cena arm band. He then talks shyt to cena while holding the band like Eddie did while holding that bloody Rey mysterio mask when they feuded and cena rushes the ring and tries to catch Chavo who flees.

Then you move on from there
 
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