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How Will Chris Rock Do Hosting the Oscars?
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The American
Defending America against cacs
It's gonna be an embarrassment. The only solution was to boycott. He will c00n it up no matter how much he insults whites.
If he tries to guilt trip whites on some "You enslaved us, but now you only non-nominate us!", they will fake laugh, but feel good that they still have the upper hand.
If he flat out insults them, e.g. "Yall have no rhythm! Pathetic crackers!", whites will fake laugh again while on the inside thinking "fukk you filthy ******s."
It's a no-win situation. The fact he's there to entertain them ruins the whole thing. It will be cringey. Even worse, he may be self effacing, e.g. "You know us black people tho, yall shut us out, but we just happy to entertain you!" "The only black movies reconised by the Academy is when we suffer! 12 Years a Slave, 15 weeks a convict, 18 months a racially profiled suspect shot at for no reason! I'm expecting that jawn to win it all next year!"
So get ready for white supremacy to flex tonight. Whites love being white, and tonight they will be reminded who is in charge. It ain't us.
If he tries to guilt trip whites on some "You enslaved us, but now you only non-nominate us!", they will fake laugh, but feel good that they still have the upper hand.
If he flat out insults them, e.g. "Yall have no rhythm! Pathetic crackers!", whites will fake laugh again while on the inside thinking "fukk you filthy ******s."
It's a no-win situation. The fact he's there to entertain them ruins the whole thing. It will be cringey. Even worse, he may be self effacing, e.g. "You know us black people tho, yall shut us out, but we just happy to entertain you!" "The only black movies reconised by the Academy is when we suffer! 12 Years a Slave, 15 weeks a convict, 18 months a racially profiled suspect shot at for no reason! I'm expecting that jawn to win it all next year!"
So get ready for white supremacy to flex tonight. Whites love being white, and tonight they will be reminded who is in charge. It ain't us.
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Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
The American
Defending America against cacs
That ain't finna happen, nikka. This will be c00nfest 2016. I predict he will say blacks don't deserve to be nominated, and that we'd make our own show if it didn't have to be held in a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall. Nothing but self effacing, humiliating shyt.
Nigerianwonder
Superstar
The only respectable thing Chris Rock can do is bring out minister Farakahn to spit hot fire at white folks on live tv for 10 mins. Cause if he just telling jokes it aint gonna mean much.
Wesley Morris and Bill Simmons had an interesting conversation about this and they both made the point that Chris Rock's entire career has kind of built to this point.
He will never have a bigger platform than tonight. He'll never have more eyes and ears than he will tonight.
I think he's gonna blow the doors off the place.
He will never have a bigger platform than tonight. He'll never have more eyes and ears than he will tonight.
I think he's gonna blow the doors off the place.