How the hell you robbers gonna rob a robber?

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Lord Bison]

Boy I'm gonna scald ya with pistol slapped cross mouth.

Reach up in ya pocket and take ya money out

 

[DA_LURKA]

I got a story similar too this but not exactly the same.

This was years ago when I was in some street shyt. This was the dro era when the REAL purple haze was available. I had a shytload of that shyt from Atlanta and was selling that shyt in Florida.

So I’m in this hood as strip club (for my Jacksonville brehs, it was the one the changed names like 50 times off university. Used to be Amnesia) Like 5 of my nikkas in there all strapped. I ain’t strapped cause I’m on felony probation. Im still serving the dro straight out the jar though. Just letting nikkas smell the jar and making hella plays. Like $20 for .5’s and shyt.

So this one nikka and his homeboy by the bathroom is like let me check you out. I open up the jar and let them nikkas smell, and then one of them puts a pistol to my stomach like, “I think I’ll take it all”


I had to hand over the jar like

So the nikka who put the pistol on me kind of starts speed walking out of the club with my jar of Purp. So remember, I got my nikkas in here. So I go and grab my nikka Big Hat and was like dog, I just got robbed. So we go outside and buddy is walking across the street trying to get to the whip. He didn’t see us behind him and we casually jogged up behind him and my nikka Big Hat put the pistol to his head like, “you got something for me?”

So I snatch the jar from the nikka talking shyt

My nikka Big Hat is insisting buddy give up his pistol but to his credit, buddy was standing firm. But my nikka Big Hat will shoot you in public and it was a group of girls across the street watching the whole thing go down, so I was like fukk that pistol, I got my jar back. Took the lil couple of dollars he had on em too.


So we go back to the strip club. I’m feeling like a damn G now lol. I see homeboy who robs me partner and I wave the jar up in the air taunting that nikka. Last thing he saw was his homeboy robbing me, so he looking like

Little did I know, they were deeper than I thought that, and basically shyt was about to go down. But my nikka Big Hat chopped it up with one of the boss nikkas on they team and all was well. I’m glad I’m off all that street shyt. shyt too skressful

 

[scarlxrd]

DuckTales but there's no honor amongst thieves

 

[Tunez]

Losers

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Breh, why would I make up such a long ass detailed lie? Especially one where I took an L. I got my shyt back but a nikka still caught me slipping. Plus check my post history doggy, I don’t lie. My life is interesting enough to where I don’t gotta make up shyt for the internets

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

I got a story similar too this but not exactly the same.

This was years ago when I was in some street shyt. This was the dro era when the REAL purple haze was available. I had a shytload of that shyt from Atlanta and was selling that shyt in Florida.

So I’m in this hood as strip club (for my Jacksonville brehs, it was the one the changed names like 50 times off university. Used to be Amnesia) Like 5 of my nikkas in there all strapped. I ain’t strapped cause I’m on felony probation. Im still serving the dro straight out the jar though. Just letting nikkas smell the jar and making hella plays. Like $20 for .5’s and shyt.

So this one nikka and his homeboy by the bathroom is like let me check you out. I open up the jar and let them nikkas smell, and then one of them puts a pistol to my stomach like, “I think I’ll take it all”


I had to hand over the jar like

So the nikka who put the pistol on me kind of starts speed walking out of the club with my jar of Purp. So remember, I got my nikkas in here. So I go and grab my nikka Big Hat and was like dog, I just got robbed. So we go outside and buddy is walking across the street trying to get to the whip. He didn’t see us behind him and we casually jogged up behind him and my nikka Big Hat put the pistol to his head like, “you got something for me?”

So I snatch the jar from the nikka talking shyt

My nikka Big Hat is insisting buddy give up his pistol but to his credit, buddy was standing firm. But my nikka Big Hat will shoot you in public and it was a group of girls across the street watching the whole thing go down, so I was like fukk that pistol, I got my jar back. Took the lil couple of dollars he had on em too.


So we go back to the strip club. I’m feeling like a damn G now lol. I see homeboy who robs me partner and I wave the jar up in the air taunting that nikka. Last thing he saw was his homeboy robbing me, so he looking like

Little did I know, they were deeper than I thought that, and basically shyt was about to go down. But my nikka Big Hat chopped it up with one of the boss nikkas on they team and all was well. I’m glad I’m off all that street shyt. shyt too skressful

Me and my podnuh was riding round town trying to see what we can get into. We saw this fine ass broad at the gas station, so I approached her. Next thing you know she’s in the whip with us. She said she was from da N.O. (Like a hour away) and we choppin it up. She was sitting in the back seat, I’m driving, and my podnuh in the passenger side. My nikka use to play O line for Alabama State 6-5 300 plus nikka. The bytch pulled out a knife and put it to his neck talking about empty y’all pocksts and pull this shyt over. bytch trying to jack me. I had a Dodge Intrepid with silver over pearl sitting on 20s (back around 2002). I’m acting scared nervous, but the entire time I have my Nina to left of me by the door. I was like “oh no, don’t kill my dawg” .I was already headed to my hood cuz there was a abandon house on my street where we use to smoke, drank, and fukk hoes. So I stalled her out and finally made it to the hood, and pulled under the car porch. As soon as I made a move to get out the car I grab that rod and put that bytch to her head and told her to get out. I made that hoe suck his dikk, and i started hitting that hoe from the back. This hoe made a break for it and started running down the street towards my neighbor’s house cuz his screen door was open. I guess he was watching the whole thing. I’m running toward that hoe with the strap, she screaming for help. My neighbor saw the whole thing, she basically made it to his house. My neighbor slammed the door on that hoe cuz he was scared . I cocked the iron back put it to her back and walked her back to the abandon house. We finished doing what we was doing and made her get back in the whip. We made her empty out purse .. took everything including the cigarettes and I don’t even smoke . We made it out the hood to a major intersection and was at the red light. Man that hoe unlocked the door and broke for it . Hoe from out of town, don’t know where she at , hauling ass down a busy street.

bytch you gone learn today bout fukking with them oak nikkas

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I got a story similar too this but not exactly the same.

This was years ago when I was in some street shyt. This was the dro era when the REAL purple haze was available. I had a shytload of that shyt from Atlanta and was selling that shyt in Florida.

So I’m in this hood as strip club (for my Jacksonville brehs, it was the one the changed names like 50 times off university. Used to be Amnesia) Like 5 of my nikkas in there all strapped. I ain’t strapped cause I’m on felony probation. Im still serving the dro straight out the jar though. Just letting nikkas smell the jar and making hella plays. Like $20 for .5’s and shyt.

So this one nikka and his homeboy by the bathroom is like let me check you out. I open up the jar and let them nikkas smell, and then one of them puts a pistol to my stomach like, “I think I’ll take it all”


I had to hand over the jar like

So the nikka who put the pistol on me kind of starts speed walking out of the club with my jar of Purp. So remember, I got my nikkas in here. So I go and grab my nikka Big Hat and was like dog, I just got robbed. So we go outside and buddy is walking across the street trying to get to the whip. He didn’t see us behind him and we casually jogged up behind him and my nikka Big Hat put the pistol to his head like, “you got something for me?”

So I snatch the jar from the nikka talking shyt

My nikka Big Hat is insisting buddy give up his pistol but to his credit, buddy was standing firm. But my nikka Big Hat will shoot you in public and it was a group of girls across the street watching the whole thing go down, so I was like fukk that pistol, I got my jar back. Took the lil couple of dollars he had on em too.


So we go back to the strip club. I’m feeling like a damn G now lol. I see homeboy who robs me partner and I wave the jar up in the air taunting that nikka. Last thing he saw was his homeboy robbing me, so he looking like

Little did I know, they were deeper than I thought that, and basically shyt was about to go down. But my nikka Big Hat chopped it up with one of the boss nikkas on they team and all was well. I’m glad I’m off all that street shyt. shyt too skressful

You got the juice Breh

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Me and my podnuh was riding round town trying to see what we can get into. We saw this fine ass broad at the gas station, so I approached her. Next thing you know she’s in the whip with us. She said she was from da N.O. (Like a hour away) and we choppin it up. She was sitting in the back seat, I’m driving, and my podnuh in the passenger side. My nikka use to play O line for Alabama State 6-5 300 plus nikka. The bytch pulled out a knife and put it to his neck talking about empty y’all pocksts and pull this shyt over. bytch trying to jack me. I had a Dodge Intrepid with silver over pearl sitting on 20s (back around 2002). I’m acting scared nervous, but the entire time I have my Nina to left of me by the door. I was like “oh no, don’t kill my dawg” .I was already headed to my hood cuz there was a abandon house on my street where we use to smoke, drank, and fukk hoes. So I stalked her out and finally made it to the hood, and pulled under the car porch. As soon as I made a move to get out the car I grab that rod and put that bytch to her head and told her to get out. I made that hoe suck his dikk, and i started hitting that hoe from the back. This hoe made a break for it and started running down the street towards my neighbor’s house cuz his screen door was open. I guess he was watching the whole thing. I’m running toward that hoe with the strap, she screaming for help. My neighbor saw the whole thing, she basically made it to his house. My neighbor slammed the door on that hoe cuz he was scared . I cocked the iron back out it to her back and walked her back to the abandon house. We finished doing what we was doing and made her get back in the whip. We made her empty out purse .. took everything including the cigarettes and I don’t even smoke . We made it out the hood to a major intersection and was at the red light. Man that hoe unlocked the foo and broke for it . Hoe from out of town, don’t know where she at , hauling ass down a busy street.

bytch you gone learn today bout fukking with them oak nikkas

I mean... I don't condone rape.. but she did try to kill your friend.. so fukk it, you good.

 

[Actually6Foot3]

Looks completely staged to me They used a phone with an app that makes video appear like that. Angles were too good and the camera moved like someone was holding it.

 

[Action Mike]

Rob me?

nikka we will rob you

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Me and my podnuh was riding round town trying to see what we can get into. We saw this fine ass broad at the gas station, so I approached her. Next thing you know she’s in the whip with us. She said she was from da N.O. (Like a hour away) and we choppin it up. She was sitting in the back seat, I’m driving, and my podnuh in the passenger side. My nikka use to play O line for Alabama State 6-5 300 plus nikka. The bytch pulled out a knife and put it to his neck talking about empty y’all pocksts and pull this shyt over. bytch trying to jack me. I had a Dodge Intrepid with silver over pearl sitting on 20s (back around 2002). I’m acting scared nervous, but the entire time I have my Nina to left of me by the door. I was like “oh no, don’t kill my dawg” .I was already headed to my hood cuz there was a abandon house on my street where we use to smoke, drank, and fukk hoes. So I stalled her out and finally made it to the hood, and pulled under the car porch. As soon as I made a move to get out the car I grab that rod and put that bytch to her head and told her to get out. I made that hoe suck his dikk, and i started hitting that hoe from the back. This hoe made a break for it and started running down the street towards my neighbor’s house cuz his screen door was open. I guess he was watching the whole thing. I’m running toward that hoe with the strap, she screaming for help. My neighbor saw the whole thing, she basically made it to his house. My neighbor slammed the door on that hoe cuz he was scared . I cocked the iron back put it to her back and walked her back to the abandon house. We finished doing what we was doing and made her get back in the whip. We made her empty out purse .. took everything including the cigarettes and I don’t even smoke . We made it out the hood to a major intersection and was at the red light. Man that hoe unlocked the door and broke for it . Hoe from out of town, don’t know where she at , hauling ass down a busy street.

bytch you gone learn today bout fukking with them oak nikkas

Goddamn life came at that hoe fast lol

 

[King Poetic]

fukking smooth

 

[Serious]

Looks completely staged to me They used a phone with an app that makes video appear like that. Angles were too good and the camera moved like someone was holding it.

Looks 100% real, that body language is a dead give away. Either that or these cats need to be in hollywood...

 

[Marco Zen]

That shyt look fake as hell..

Damn near everything about it