After she gives me a trio of perfect sons while fulfilling domestic and carnal duties and being mild-mannered for years...
All while keeping it under a size 12
And while not forcing me to "secure our love" with a marriage license
In other words...what is eat ass?
If the geezer smiley can run or swim for 45 min straight then he's something like me.
When I fukc my lady I count that as a workout for the day. Same amount of effort, sweat, and tired muscle.
I'm old but I'm skrong. Fukc that
shyt.