How old were you when you found out that Plymouth Rock...

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Is actually just a rock?

It's not a town, or a canyon or even a museum or anything like that. It's literally just a fukking rock on display.



A couple of years ago I was near Boston visiting family and they said we could go see Plymouth Rock. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't an actual rock.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Some years back.

 

[Taadow]

I came in here expecting to see “…landed on us!”

 

[JerkPork]

 

[TRUEST]

Underneath that rock is a portal through which the present and the past collide. But Not in a violent manner. No no. But rather unity. Unified. Like your mama and dadda did when they conceived of you. It all started with a gaze. And then A twinkle in your mamas eyes. A devilish expression in your father’s demeanor. There was a clash. With a splash. And just like that. You. The op. You. Yes you. Just like that. YOU came to be. Or did you? Ahhh go to sleep, young man.

 

[3rdWorld]

Mt. Rushmore said to be much smaller than expected and quite underwhelming..

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I came in here expecting to see “…landed on us!”

 

[Noriega]

Mt. Rushmore said to be much smaller than expected and quite underwhelming..

I’ve been

In pictures it looks huge (pause), but in person it’s like

 

[CopiousX]

Mt. Rushmore said to be much smaller than expected and quite underwhelming..

The sphynx was the same way when I finally saw it.

I think my local walgreens is bigger

 

[3rdWorld]

The sphynx was the same way when I finally saw it.

I think my local walgreens is bigger

Arabs destroyed the twin to the current Sphinx..

 

[Oatmeal]

The sphynx was the same way when I finally saw it.

I think my local walgreens is bigger

The actual pyramids still hittin though right?

 

[CopiousX]

Double post(delete)

 

[CopiousX]

The actual pyramids still hittin though right?

They were about what you would expect in size. They were big.


But The biggest shocker was how much they resembke the step pyramids in latin america. I was expecting them to be somewhat smoothe like the pictures we see, but they are actually closer to step pyramids. I recall the tour guide saying they wore away with time. He said something about us using very early renditions of the pyramids in our duagrams in the west.

 

[3rdWorld]

They were about what you would expect in size. They were big.


But The biggest shocker was how much they resembke the step pyramids in latin america. I was expecting them to be somewhat smoothe like the pictures we see, but they are actually closer to step pyramids. I recall the tour guide saying they wore away with time. He said something about us using very early renditions of the pyramids in our duagrams in the west.

Nah, the invading Arabs tore away the external layer of limestone to construct their home in Cairo.

 

[MJ Truth]

Today.