How much longer do we have until Jesus returns to earth?
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Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
I don't think anybody on Earth has the answer to that question 
Hopefully I'm dead when that happens, I don't want to experience THAT type of biblical event in real time. I watch porn and jerk off a lot
Hopefully I'm dead when that happens, I don't want to experience THAT type of biblical event in real time. I watch porn and jerk off a lot
I don't think anybody on Earth has the answer to that question
Hopefully I'm dead when that happens, I don't want to experience THAT type of biblical event in real time. I watch porn and jerk off a lot
Jesus returning is a modern man’s nightmare.
Literally.
Hopefully not anytime soon. Trump would send him to El Salvador.
Americans would hate him for being non American. And if he was American, they'd hate him for being woke and empathetic.
Elon and Trump would loose their shyts
Americans would hate him for being non American. And if he was American, they'd hate him for being woke and empathetic.
Elon and Trump would loose their shyts
Elim Garak
Veteran
He's here right now.
OneDeep
Superstar
Could be tomorrow
Could be in the next 5 minutes
He will come like a thief in the night
No man nor the Angels know the time of his return
Could be in the next 5 minutes
He will come like a thief in the night
No man nor the Angels know the time of his return
When Jesus comes back he’s coming with a sword. He isn’t here to play nice and kiss ass. Heads will roll.
Source: Bible
Hey zoo z soon
King_Kamala61
TheColi's Big Black Areolae Supremicist
I'm not tryna hang with no pedophile god breh......
Plankton
All Star
If Jesus came back tomorrow the whole pharmaceutical industry would immediately fall apart and go bankrupt and the global economy would shift. Doctors would no longer be necessary. The powers that be would plot to kill him again to avoid such a global catastrophe.
