how much d!k a woman gotta take before u say u can't wife her?

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There's actually reliable methods of estimating a woman's sexual partners by examining the wrinkles on her p*ssy lips

it's kinda like reading the rings of a tree. Y'all nikkas better learn how to count thum wrinkles :whew:

won't be long before these hoes start going to thum cosmetic surgeons asking for p*ssy ironings then y'all really be left in the dark :ufdup:


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No need for insults big dog, if you wanna know the method I can l show you

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real playas already know what to look for in thum p*ssy lips tho :salute:

or u could have fun staying up nights wonderin about your girl past :umad:

Real playas don't give a fukk. Real playas collecting dollars from that bytch. not worried about how many miles she gt on her p*ssy.

LOL@looking at p*ssy and telling how many nikkas she fukked. You kids get dumber by the day.
 
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Start from age 16.....

Account for no more than 2 dudes a year starting from that age

Calculate using her age....if it appears to be more than that based on other info you received.....no wifey :camby:

She's 25 and has more than 20 body count? no wifey :camby:

She's 30 and has more than 30 body count? no wifey :camby:

She's 40 and has more than 50 body count? no wifey :camby:

And miss me with that 'there's no way of knowing' talk. Sure, there's no way of truly knowing the exact number but if a woman sleeps around enough, she gets a reputation for that. If she doesn't sleep around enough, she gets a reputation for that (rare). If her body count is regular then she just has a regular chick's reputation. That's all you need to go by.
 

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If that box tight tight wet wet and disease free we can move to a different part of town with new friends, a new swag and a new identity. Put that bytch in a hoe protection program. :ahh:
 
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A woman will lie about that so much that even she forgets the real number.
I had a female friend tell me about a series of her sexual encounters over the course of us knowing eachother,
But whenever we bring up sex and body counts she always tells me "like 7 or 8".

bytch you told me about like 7 incidents that happened last year :aicmon:
And I was 1 of em
Who these hoes think they foolin :hmm:
 

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equal amount of d!k as she has years in life?

smh who raised you homie,





who raised you????
:russ:

Guys who waste their time worrying about this stuff are usually the ones who end up wifing the smuts.

You think you're wifing the good ones when you're not.

ALL girls are undercover freaks, nerds,quiet girls, popular girls etc.

Girls like sex as much as guys and they have sex as much as guys. The only thing is they have to hide it from preventing themselves to get labeled as whores.

Again, you're wasting your time stressing out on things like this because you'll never know her true amount.
 

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A woman will lie about that so much that even she forgets the real number.
I had a female friend tell me about a series of her sexual encounters over the course of us knowing eachother,
But whenever we bring up sex and body counts she always tells me "like 7 or 8".

bytch you told me about like 7 incidents that happened last year :aicmon:
And I was 1 of em
Who these hoes think they foolin :hmm:
I've never understood why women are ashamed of being hoes, but allow themselves to be hoes
 

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Guys who waste their time worrying about this stuff are usually the ones who end up wifing the smuts.

You think you're wifing the good ones when you're not.

ALL girls are undercover freaks, nerds,quiet girls, popular girls etc.

Girls like sex as much as guys and they have sex as much as guys. The only thing is they have to hide it from preventing themselves to get labeled as whores.

Again, you're wasting your time stressing out on things like this because you'll never know her true amount.
reading is very fundamental eggbert...

like sex, being a freak, etc is not the problem, wanting to have sex with as much men as you can is the problem.

as dude said earlier you can usually kindda tell, from the puzzy itself, from her morals, and from reputation. same way you can tell if the miles on a car have been turned back, ohhh you only driven 30miles? then why the tyres bald as fuk :what:
 

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There's actually reliable methods of estimating a woman's sexual partners by examining the wrinkles on her p*ssy lips

it's kinda like reading the rings of a tree. Y'all nikkas better learn how to count thum wrinkles :whew:

won't be long before these hoes start going to thum cosmetic surgeons asking for p*ssy ironings then y'all really be left in the dark :ufdup:
Thats a terrible method because a lot of bytches masturbate a lot and the p*ssy will look just as beat up
 

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reading is very fundamental eggbert...

like sex, being a freak, etc is not the problem, wanting to have sex with as much men as you can is the problem.

as dude said earlier you can usually kindda tell, from the puzzy itself, from her morals, and from reputation. same way you can tell if the miles on a car have been turned back, ohhh you only driven 30miles? then why the tyres bald as fuk :what:
Dog yo're an idiot. You can't tell by looking at a p*ssy. You can't tell by morals or lack there of. You damn sure can't tell by reputation. You can't tell if the miles ona car have been turned back based on tires.
 

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Dog yo're an idiot. You can't tell by looking at a p*ssy. You can't tell by morals or lack there of. You damn sure can't tell by reputation. You can't tell if the miles ona car have been turned back based on tires.
i didn't say by looking,

and are you so stupid to tell me you can't tell by morals? a womans morals are the biggest give away if she's a hoe or not.

if a car being sold has only 20miles on the clock, but the tyres are bald, someone lying
 
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