Only 69 or I pick her up in the air. The f*ck I look like getting on my knees?
Other things that are a no go:
1) Male missionary. Had an Asian chick try to get me to do this once. She wanted me to get on top, stick the D in, and then close her legs while I hit it from the top. The f*ck I look like ridin' you like a b*tch while you grab my azz?
2) Reverse pile driver. Freaky b*tch tried to get slick and stick her fingers in a nikka backside, had to kill that sh*t quick. Never leave yourself vulnerable brehs, b*tches will test you.
3) Fart/bathroom openness. If you need to fart, go to the bathroom, don't be doing that sh*t around me. Once a bish gets too comfortable, the real her comes out, then you'll see sh*t like the bish not shaving her underarms for 2 weeks or stubby legs for a week. F*ck that. And no, you can't come into the bathroom to watch me p*ss/sh*t. Tryna front like your forgot your comb
What's with these bishes tryna be all up close and personal with a nikka's biological system?