How dumb are the ppl of metropolis to not know Clark kent is superman

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When this was brought to Lois in The Adventures of Lois and Clark, that dude said "You got to be the stupidest person that has ever walked the face of the earth". She was depressed for like the next two episodes after that:laugh:
 

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When this was brought to Lois in The Adventures of Lois and Clark, that dude said "You got to be the stupidest person that has ever walked the face of the earth". She was depressed for like the next two episodes after that:laugh:

:russ: damn he sonned that chick LMAO. Left lois lane looking like :dwillhuh:

:yes:

I really liked that show. Though it was cheesy as fukk, it was better than Smallville.
 

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its a fukkin comic book character..its the same shyt with batman, it may not make sense that no one can put two and two toegether but deal with it breh

I was thinking the same shyt. it ain't real life. this nikka in 4th grade tried to school me one time, he goes

"I finally figured out what catches spider-mans webs while he's swinging thru the city...gargoyle statues on the edge of nyc buildings"

I looked at him like ":mindblown::comeon:"

even as a 10-year old I was a sarcastic douchebag lol
 
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Brehs, this is a true story.

The Clark Kent disguise works.

If you are a naturally confident dude, you will be amazed how changing your demeanor (body language, being more reserved) can change your appearance. When I had longer hair, I went a week wearing my indoor glasses instead of my contacts, did not bother with my hair or wearing a cap, dressed down (like baggier, shyttier clothes lol) and avoided eye contact. That week, places I frequent (gym, the local grocery store etc) no one recognized me. I returned a week or two later like normal and people were like :whoo: where you been breh?




Clarkkent-secretorigin.jpg
 

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Its that nobody thinks he has a secret identity. Everyone thinks he's Superman 24/7.

And why wouldn't they? We all just had lunch with Clark in the break room and 2 minutes later we see Superman flying past our building. I mean... NOBODY could be THAT fast, right! :manny:

certainly not doofy ass Clark
 

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I don't agree. Superman wears a blue outfit with a different "whiteboy" hair style and no glasses.

A wrestler for instance can easily get away with not being noticed if they not in there uniform and is not 7' tall
I've met plenty of them. Here's another example (more exteme)
Celebrities today, you see them w/out makeup and you wouldn't even notice them.
Same could be said about superman/klark kent because he always has glasses.. a suit.. slightly different hair steelo... yeah, he can pull it off.
You ever see somebody and you think "Man, he looks just like such n such"
nikkaz look similar to other nikkaz in the world.. he does enough to throw you off imo..
Some celebs yes. But Beyonce can't wear enough make up to fool me. Yeah, sure you see some dudes that look like other people but you can easily tell them apart. We are talking about the most recognizable person on the planet. President Obama can't throw on some baggy pants and grow and afro and fool you. Maybe from a distance. But as SOON as you talk to him, his disguise is done. Even if he changes his voice.

The thing is about Superman, he never changes his face, or if he did I wasn't aware of it and that isn't what the original topic was about. It was mainly about how he changes just his glasses and hair. Someone posted a pic where he put on some clothes that are too big for him and really changed his hair and that is a much better job, but he still didn't change his face. And thats what I really find interesting about comic book heads. They will argue you to the depths and make all sorts of excuses why the disguise would work when really its a short term disguise at best. There is no way he could use only that disguise for years and continue to pull it off.
 

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this is from that new emo superman one shot

no, this is the new 52 Superman and Clark Kent although...
in one of the recent action comics they killed off the Clark Kent alter ego...not sure if that is for good or not
 

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people don't think superman has a secret identity and he has said as much to lois lane when he gives interviews.
 

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One of the things that irked me for about Superman Returns was he was gone for 5 years. Clark and Superman are gone; then comes back then Superman is back on the scene, lol. They make it so obvious the way they do it. At least let Clark be around for a while or just be Superman 24/7 for a few.
 

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One of the things that irked me for about Superman Returns was he was gone for 5 years. Clark and Superman are gone; then comes back then Superman is back on the scene, lol. They make it so obvious the way they do it. At least let Clark be around for a while or just be Superman 24/7 for a few.

Did the same with Bats/Bruce :manny:
 
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