How does the Joker get people to work for him?
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ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
Life in Gotham City is EXTREMELY cheap...an individual like Batman could only exist and would only NEED to exist if the city in question was a raging cesspool of crime corruption and overall despair
So imagine some nutjob that dresses as a clown is about to pay you $1K for the night to drive some trucks from the docks to a warehouse in the meatpacking district.
You are not to open the containers whatsoever.
You are not to stop under any circumstances except for a traffic light and TBH it's Gotham City and only the most awful people you can think of are out and about after dark anyways because you might get killed, raped, or if you doing dirt, run into HIM asking questions that involve your ass hanging off a rooftop upside down, so you're gonna run some red lights.
That's an easy lick...that's RENT money...that's money to pay off your debt to the Falcone associate that you borrowed money from a few months ago...that's ball out at the Iceberg Casino for the night money
$1K and all you gotta do is make that delivery...
Now the joke is, Batman already knows that some trucks belonging to a shady LLC called "Merry Melodies" are making regular pickups from the docks, and that there's a string of mysterious deaths involving Gotham University students dying from laughter after buying and using cheap knockoff WayneTech AirPods that are of course coated with Joker Toxin.
So its only a matter of time before you're driving one of the trucks that YOU KNOW WHO decides to...pull over...on the way to the dropoff...
BUT it's all good because your homie made $5K just the other month working for Joker, and Batman ain't show up not one time, and hell that's why you're doing those deliveries tonight cause fukk it, $1K is an easy lick.
And it's a Tuesday...your homie did his deliveries during the weekend when it was busier and all kinds of crazy shyt was going down in the city
You gonna make that dropoff tonight breh...easiest thousand dollars you ever made...
The Boss was laughing at how easy it would be too...he kept singing "Got the club going UP!!! on a Tuesday!" laughing his ass off back at the bando in Gotham Heights the night before...crazy ass clown...
Crazy ass clown...but the money is good right???
So imagine some nutjob that dresses as a clown is about to pay you $1K for the night to drive some trucks from the docks to a warehouse in the meatpacking district.
You are not to open the containers whatsoever.
You are not to stop under any circumstances except for a traffic light and TBH it's Gotham City and only the most awful people you can think of are out and about after dark anyways because you might get killed, raped, or if you doing dirt, run into HIM asking questions that involve your ass hanging off a rooftop upside down, so you're gonna run some red lights.
That's an easy lick...that's RENT money...that's money to pay off your debt to the Falcone associate that you borrowed money from a few months ago...that's ball out at the Iceberg Casino for the night money
$1K and all you gotta do is make that delivery...
Now the joke is, Batman already knows that some trucks belonging to a shady LLC called "Merry Melodies" are making regular pickups from the docks, and that there's a string of mysterious deaths involving Gotham University students dying from laughter after buying and using cheap knockoff WayneTech AirPods that are of course coated with Joker Toxin.
So its only a matter of time before you're driving one of the trucks that YOU KNOW WHO decides to...pull over...on the way to the dropoff...
BUT it's all good because your homie made $5K just the other month working for Joker, and Batman ain't show up not one time, and hell that's why you're doing those deliveries tonight cause fukk it, $1K is an easy lick.
And it's a Tuesday...your homie did his deliveries during the weekend when it was busier and all kinds of crazy shyt was going down in the city
You gonna make that dropoff tonight breh...easiest thousand dollars you ever made...
The Boss was laughing at how easy it would be too...he kept singing "Got the club going UP!!! on a Tuesday!" laughing his ass off back at the bando in Gotham Heights the night before...crazy ass clown...
Crazy ass clown...but the money is good right???
NZA
LOL
His series on Gotham minions is hilarious. There are lot of deep cuts in there too. He knows the lore
Azrael
TheGhost215
DoItLuhLikeIGiveFlyinFukk
Joker don’t give a fukk about money, so he pays his henchmen more than the Two-Faces, Penguins, Falcones, and Black Masks of Gotham’s underworld, breh. Money that goes a long ass way in dark, depressing, scary ass Gotham City.
Easiest money you make, too. You just gotta laugh on cue, don’t spoil the punchline to his jokes, drive a few trucks from A to B, and occasionally make sure Harley ain’t sneaking out to fukk Ivy.
Easiest money you make, too. You just gotta laugh on cue, don’t spoil the punchline to his jokes, drive a few trucks from A to B, and occasionally make sure Harley ain’t sneaking out to fukk Ivy.
Bone Bender
Superstar
Joker has a good insurance plan and PTO.
verbalkint
I see you niccas...
Joker legit the only villain killing for fun. Couldn't do it. Might literally make you a punchline if you standing next to him.
prophecypro
Hollywood North
That is pretty emasculating, to see your main broad sneak out on you to see another woman sexually
That is pretty emasculating, to see your main broad sneak out on you to see another woman sexually
Ivy can make them plants do things we tryna catch up on, breh.
Joker never stood a chance once she turned Harley out.
Killigraphy
Banned
Dude goes as far as to rape one of his henchmen's wife as payback for not telling him that said henchman was just talking to Dent....
Its bad writing ultimately. They can paint however they want, but no one would work for someone so deranged. Everyone wants to work for Escabar, because sure, you might get killed, but its going to be for your own fukk ups...getting killed because its Tuesday and Joker feels like he doesn't like your face? No thanks. He would have zero hencmen in the real world. Unless they were also mentally unstable. I'd rather work for Penguin.
Its bad writing ultimately. They can paint however they want, but no one would work for someone so deranged. Everyone wants to work for Escabar, because sure, you might get killed, but its going to be for your own fukk ups...getting killed because its Tuesday and Joker feels like he doesn't like your face? No thanks. He would have zero hencmen in the real world. Unless they were also mentally unstable. I'd rather work for Penguin.
His series on Gotham minions is hilarious. There are lot of deep cuts in there too. He knows the lore
Azrael
Hbomax need to get bruh a show. A show about the day to day life of a henchman in Gotham is genius.
humminbird
Veteran
feelosofer
#ninergang
Easy. The Risk to Reward ratio is higher, yea you can end up on the business end of a Joker punchline but he probably pays well over the going rate for henchmen.
BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
Does Gotham seem like a place with a lot of job opportunities?