How do you tell women you have a big ****?

[DreadHead P]

tell em?

show em...

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

WHEN YOU GOT THE GOLDEN dikk LIKE THE NATURE BOY DOES...HOES AROUND THE WORLD ALREADY KNOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Miggs]

"he took it out"

 

[yeahisaidit]

Put her hand on it.

 

[Metta World Movement]

WHEN YOU GOT THE GOLDEN dikk LIKE THE NATURE BOY DOES...HOES AROUND THE WORLD ALREADY KNOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nikka, shut your broke ass up....ain't nobody tryna hear from no breh who got his ass kicked by his ex-wives

How you gonna be stylin' and profilin' while carrying other nikkas' bags.....duffel bag boy ass nikka

 

[intruder]

I gave his 30 yr old yuppie woman at a bar my number the other night to hit me up for casual sex. I feel like it would work better if she knew I was strapped, couldn't think of a smooth way to say it

What do you think?

I just let them feel it and lean back to admire the look on their faces

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Aye, I would like to put a bytch's hand on my dikk, but I'm too worried about being that guy that comes across as creepy in the bar. I usually look them in the eye in the middle of a conversation about sex, and try to be subtle about it by saying, "I'm really confident. Just trust me on this one."

Not a bad way to go.

 

[obarth]

I Got A Big dikk

Only clicked on this thread to see if this nikka posted

 

[SouthernBelle]

just send her a pic.

btw, older women dont even care about all that. as long as you can stay hard you're probably ahead of the game w/ her. no homo btw​

Men who send dikk pics are lame as hell. Everyone woman I know changes the guy's name to "DO NOT ANSWER" if they just met and he sends that type of pic. It might work on some women though.

 

[User Already Pawged In]

Btw my new bar pickup strategy is gold:

Find group of 27-35 yr old boring work friendsIsolate an ok looking, obviously undersexed woman
Make it clear I'm a young man that can fukk for hours
Pass the number and ask her to contact during the week
Eat

Picking up on the weekend when they're out with their friends is a losers battle, planting a demonic seed and eating during the week when they're lonely and stressed is the way to go

co-sign. As I've gotten a couple of years older, I see it's much easier getting these broads during the week, at happy hours, etc. They just want a man that shows them some attention on Wednesday. And when they see I'm working, dressed business casual, not fresh out of jail, couple years younger than them at the same damn time.

And I spend less at happy hour than going out to a club on the weekends (no cover charge, half-price drinks and appetizers) Win-win.

 

[Numpsay]

Shock and Awe ALWAYS works best.

 

[Brock Landers]

Nah breh the hot shyt in the streets is to say you've got a micropenis and then whip it out on some john holmes stuff nohomo. Might not get many women at first but you could give it a go

Modesty/downplaying and the 'sleeper' angle

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I am of average length but I figured out that my girth is somewhat noteworthy. What I have done is wrap my thumb and middle finger around her wrist and then hold it up and show her the measurement. You then have to find a way to let her know that your dikk is as thick as her wrist. That visual seems to really get them going

 

[904]

When I wear dress pants I have trouble hiding the print

Walked up on one of my coworkers while she was sitting down on the phone and she just goes "Oh my"

 

[SuburbanPimp]

You never tell them...

The best part is when you break it out and she is like

She be like damn, he cool, funny, got his shyt together so the Madingo is just a cherry on the top to seal the deal.

Underpromise and Overdeliver

The other thing is that while you may think you the real deal you have no idea who she been with, She could have spent the last 5 years with some Lex Steele type nikka and here you come talking bout you big... You gon break it and she gonna like

Keep it humble bruh... it'll pay off