How do you tell women you have a big ****?

[john goodman]

I gave his 30 yr old yuppie woman at a bar my number the other night to hit me up for casual sex. I feel like it would work better if she knew I was strapped, couldn't think of a smooth way to say it

What do you think?

 

[The Jewnited States]

i got a big dikk

 

[john goodman]

The danger is coming across as insecure, though the direct statement may be best.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

tell her you want to pay her bills

 

[The Jewnited States]

The danger is coming across as insecure, though the direct statement may be best.

it only sounds insecure if you're lying. if u got a big dikk then it's just a factual statement.

 

[jalamanta]

hi

 

[john goodman]

Btw my new bar pickup strategy is gold:

Find group of 27-35 yr old boring work friends
Isolate an ok looking, obviously undersexed woman
Make it clear I'm a young man that can fukk for hours
Pass the number and ask her to contact during the week
Eat

Picking up on the weekend when they're out with their friends is a losers battle, planting a demonic seed and eating during the week when they're lonely and stressed is the way to go

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Just put her hand on it. Works for me.

 

[Shugg84]

I Got A Big dikk

 

[Cat piss martini]

when she calls and ask what youre doing tell her
that you have a ice pack on your dikk.....
she'll ask what happened and you tell her
that your friend hit you in the knee with
a football.....

 

[Huellz Santana]

just send her a pic.

btw, older women dont even care about all that. as long as you can stay hard you're probably ahead of the game w/ her. no homo btw​

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I wouldn't know.

 

[john goodman]

btw, older women dont even care about all that. as long as you can stay hard you're probably ahead of the game w/ her. no homo btw​

 

[LezJepzin]

Its all in the eyes chico

 

[Hurricane Starang]

Casually mention how your ex broke up with you because you were too big and kept rupturing those walls