How do you brehs approach women at grocery stores, I feel like I limit myself big time..

blackzeus

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I mostly hit on women at lounges or meetups, I have landed dates from a few of them BUT I am not the type that likes to go out too much but I go grocery shopping every week

When I go grocery shopping here in ATL, I am usually like :whoo:, :shaq:,:wow:,:obama:,:ohlawd:.

Whats your go to lines or approach?

I see a shootout in the parking lot in your near future :heh: Some fresh out of prison OG gon' see you flirting with his girl who thought she would never be able to get a dude of your caliber, leading you to getting that work in the parking lot.
 

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Only place I don't approach women is at their job or at the gym.

Not trying to fukk with anyone's day and the gym may as well be the 21st century church or place of refuge for a lot of people.

:manny:

I am like that about the gym but I have been peeping this joint at my gym so much that I am going to need to break one of those policies.

Smooth dark chocolate skin :shaq:

Booty so damn scrumptious :whew:

Tiddies so Juicy :ohlawd:

natural hair :obama:

I complete against bothering people at the gym but I am sure she is single. Never brings a man to the gym, also she comes on friday nights too. Sounds like a single and bored transplant to me if you a hick at the gym late on a friday.


Yeah, I feel you on the work sheet. I dont hit on chicks while they are working or if they work in the same building as me or even floor.
 
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Hang in the tampon asile look as pathetic as you can then approach the bytch on some "im so lost , im here for my sister" hoes love a dude who isnt scared of buying some tampons . shyt i aint scared of alil blood but if your one those I dont trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die mother fukkers dont worry u can still get top:yeshrug:
 

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Yeah, I am in the city, I am mostly afraid of the public L. I can take an L at the bar cause plenty of nikkas are taking Ls...something about taking an L in public at the grocery store seems different.

People going about they business. They not paying attention to you like you think they are. Losing some money is an L, getting turned down by a woman is never an L. If it happens it happens. Just on to the next. It's just a game at the end of the day anyway. And if you batting at 600% and above you winning in my book. 4-6 is still very respectable.
 

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I saw a man at the end of the aisle- I thought he worked there- so I asked, do you know where the coconut milk is? He was like "I think it's over there (pointing to the other side of the store)." So as I walk in that direction, I get closer towards him and I'm halfway looking at him. Finally as I pass him, I'm thinking, " this fine azz swole muhfucca don't work here." I was so embarrassed by my assumption, I just kept walking. So I look over to my right and he's walking WITH me towards that section and making conversation. I was so tongue tied. :ohhh:
He was friendly and affable and I literally had no response. I am usually:birdman:with strangers, but this dude threw me all way off :ohlawd:. I was so embarrassed :snoop:. Dude was :noah:and was talking to me and trying to have a conversation and I was nearly mute.

I literally felt like the biggest dork ever.

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:lolbron::russ:

Whats HALFWAY LOOKING AT HIM?
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I usually follow them around until the cops show up, then i pretend to be picking out cereal
 

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I ain't trying to get anyone in trouble with their boss or co-workers by getting into any kind of conversation that could fukk with their money. Perception is everything. Respect is universal. I wouldn't want someone coming to my job and hanging over my desk making me look like I'm not focused on my paper - I wouldn't do it to anyone else.

As for the gym, that's a sanctuary to a lot of people. How people meditate, build their self-image, blow off steam, etc.

That's two places out of ...:leostare:


That's just two fukking places da fuq is u talm bout :heh:
I was talking moreso about the gym but hey man you got "reasons" that you think or valid so do you. You being a coward coming up with them bullshyt reasons (mainly the gym) is what I'm talking about though.

Edit: I see you have fellow gym cowards in @Mirin4rmfar and @Megadeus so you ain't solo on this lol
 

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I had a guy ask me about the salmon I had in my cart. I had headphones on and took them off when I saw he was speaking to me. We chatted for a minute ot two about cooking.

I don't think it's that hard. Ask a question and go from there.

I've asked random questions/directions to Strangers. Most men are nice to a lady and receptive.
he smush?



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