You Win Perfect
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invite her to the crib and smash. thats really all there is to it. if you trynna smash females that don't resemble wilder-beasts then you can't be livin with your momma and not have a car though.
How do y’all get at a girl when you really JUST wanna smash?
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Remember this shyt right here??
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nah straight explicit ratchet vibes make her beg for me to pull over & drill*
Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
Only take her out for drinks and invite her back to the crib.
Nasty muthafukka!!
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Nasty muthafukka!!
nah it ain't nasty it's just natural*
Reno89
All Star
Just do the inverse of what they do. Women are going to try to get what they want out of you, then put up ridiculous standards / expectations so they don't have to give you what you want in return. Do the same thing.
Just tell her that you're looking for our relationship, then focus on her flaws, then make it the reason why you don't feel that you guys are compatible in a relationship.
Just pursue her like you normally would, then after you hit it a couple times, point out a flaw such as:
She cusses too much
Yall argue too much
She doesn't trust you
She lacks ambition
Etc
Most gonna keep smashin you regardless just because they like you and you were technically honest. Little do they know you kinda weren't because you knew y'all weren't gonna be together from the beginning.
Just tell her that you're looking for our relationship, then focus on her flaws, then make it the reason why you don't feel that you guys are compatible in a relationship.
Just pursue her like you normally would, then after you hit it a couple times, point out a flaw such as:
She cusses too much
Yall argue too much
She doesn't trust you
She lacks ambition
Etc
Most gonna keep smashin you regardless just because they like you and you were technically honest. Little do they know you kinda weren't because you knew y'all weren't gonna be together from the beginning.
This was my exact routine when I was dating. I can't understand why nikkas still take random h0es to dinner in 2018.
Before I was cuffed, I would meet a chick online, and take her to the same bar where I took all my bytches. I would purposely put only 1 hour on the parking kiosk, and then say something like, "my parking is about to run out, you just wanna get outta here and go somewhere else?"
If my physical escalation and verbal hints about my apartment were on-point, then it was a smooth transition to the crib.
That worked maybe 50% of the time when I finally got good at it. However, sometimes, bytches will wait until the 2nd date, so they can still tell themselves that they don't give it up on the first date. In fact, many of my smashes happened on the second date.
The first date has to have some type of intimacy like kissing, touching, etc., or she's probably not into you.
Three dates is the absolute maximum I would go on, and by date I mean drinks at a bar or something that doesn't cost money, like a walk in the park.
To answer the OP, I wasn't just hitting bytches up on some "I'm tryna fukk", but I was clearly not tryna cupcake with their asses. Just keep it casual and fun.
Cat piss martini
Veteran
I tell dames i have a girlfriend
even when i dont.
if she fukks with you after that she
really wants to fukk with you with no strings.
even when i dont.
if she fukks with you after that she
really wants to fukk with you with no strings.
this
plus just a decent mouthpiece and some confidence. I would throw in looking decent, but shyt even I quote "ugly" nikkas can even pull bytches to smash
Reno89
All Star
I tell dames i have a girlfriend
even when i dont.
if she fukks with you after that she
really wants to fukk with you with no strings.
She's going to get a hold of your phone one day, and feel like your "girlfriend" needs to know the truth
Cat piss martini
Veteran
She's going to get a hold of your phone one day, and feel like your "girlfriend" needs to know the truth
and she'll be slapped by the cold/cruel
reality that she tiptoe'd around to get
some dikk she could have stomped in
to get her lips around.
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Larry Lambo
Superstar
In my experience, the more attractive she is the more bold/direct you have to be.
If she's below average, you can just invite her over for drinks or to watch a flick and if she comes through it's pretty much guaranteed as long as you make a move. If she's attractive you want to make sure she knows the deal before she shows up at your spot, especially if she's under 25. I'd at least talk about sex with her before hand. You want to be bold to filter out the pump fakers and the chicks that are just trying to build a roster of dudes they ain't fu**ing.
If she's below average, you can just invite her over for drinks or to watch a flick and if she comes through it's pretty much guaranteed as long as you make a move. If she's attractive you want to make sure she knows the deal before she shows up at your spot, especially if she's under 25. I'd at least talk about sex with her before hand. You want to be bold to filter out the pump fakers and the chicks that are just trying to build a roster of dudes they ain't fu**ing.