How do I salvage this text convo?

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

lml. I’m th green text in that. I said “ I shoulda let you hit, right?” And she sent me a calendar I th her availability for the next 4 months (convo started because I flopped on something we were supposed to do together)

Oh ok. nikka was lost

Ya last pic ain’t load tho

 

[Cat piss martini]

never let a woman blame the
actions of her p*ssy on you.
she's just sick of dikk with no reward.
hang your bait out there and she'll bite sooner
or later.

her: hey what you up to
me: about to hook up some steaks and pour a drank
her: that sounds good
me: my culinary skills are serious.
her: last time i went over a guys house to chill he tried to fukk.
me:
her: not saying youre like that.....just saying.
me: trust me women aint ever been a problem.
her: you having a chick over?
me: didnt plan on it
her: men are so trifflin
me: the damsel in distress days are long gone
her: what are you saying
me: women are just as foul.....jackals
her: you want some company
me: youre welcome to slide
her: let me put on something sexy
me:

 

[Adidacs]

lmfaoooo i just watched that katt williams video

nikka really sent this to her

 

[Lord_nikon]

Your text come off like you don't have any kids, and here text come off like

leave it alone man

 

[FrankieLymon757]

U lost when she said "dont kno"...cancel that bytch mayne !

 

[New Username]

You about pay for her babysitter

 

[ALonelyDad]

Seems like she is not really trying to have random hook ups anymore, waste of time

 

[Scaaar]

Oh well shyt bruh you tripping off nothing if she down to kick it you good...single moms have shyt pop up from time to time where they can’t give you all there attention but that’s why having them as side pieces is so lovely because they can’t command all your attention in return ...obviously you not into texting and that’s fine because honestly if a girl knows she can sit up texting you all day all night she knows she can have your time whenever she wants and that’s not really a good thing this early .... I would simply keep the texting to a minimum at this stage and only use it to as a means to a direct end ...such as setting up a time to meet ....once you guys kick it and the vibe is right you two will have more content to discuss via text and the convos will flow more naturally with more ease

Breh passing out the keys to succeed

 

[Turbulent]

read the book "3% Man"

Spoiler

EDIT: i'm dead ass serious too.

 

[Serious]

be a simp brehs.

1-star

dont forget to neg rep

 

[AllHolosEve]

Breh I'm dying. My fam still say my simp game is . I'm trying to simp again on some only getting , fukk, lol.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Breh I'm dying. My fam still say my simp game is . I'm trying to simp again on some only getting , fukk, lol.

 

[Tiffrock]

 

[Luke Cage]

always start off with a dikk pic, if she still texting you back after that. then you know she bout that

otherwise you just being chatty like ya'll girlfriends are something

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

shut up

Hes right tho. She already knows what you want she wants to see if you're confident enough to ask for it