How do I get p*ssy?

ADK

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Lets do a bet. If I lose my virginity before you, you gotta gimme all your coli cash. If you lose yours before me I'll give you all mine playboy.

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Pay for it by going out and talking to every female you are attracted to.

Pay for it by just getting a whore.

Pay for it by getting with all ugly chicks
 

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What am I supposed to be doing here?
I'm mean to females all the time but I don't get any puss.
Glad you're being honest for the first time.
First, you need to stop being gay. Not meaning to bash that people's group, but you need to stop attracting dudes and dressing, talking, walking, and acting that way.
 

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Make sure your hygiene is top notch, take atleast 2 showers a day ,always leave yo moms crib fly smelling fresh, make sure your room is nice & clean .work & save you dough , females have a way of sniffing out men with money. Stay confident & give respect you might get it back & be straight up with your intentions
 

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Women are a numbers game. talk to alot of women, some as just friends. some as slightly more than just friends.

This will increase your game, your ability to talk to women. You get alot more exposure to them. Don't try to get laid, yet just try to get in. You will see what they like and dislike about men. You will understand their strange, feminine language.

The more women you talk to the more your value as a man will go up. You will have the flair, confidence, or w/e that says "I'm a lady's man. I'm a guy that girls want." They will smell and sense that you are around and are comfortable with women. And women will want you.

You want solid ground with your female friends. When you start getting comfortable, start talking about hooking up with their friends. Then she will start thinking about you with other women. Even if you slam her friend, she will probably even want you more.

The trick is to play women against other women. You will have a garden of flowers fighting to be your favourite. And you, the bee, will land and pollinate the ones you choose.
:whew: Dude knows his shyt
 

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You can't "get" a woman for the most part. You have to be paying attention to their signals and be ready to swoop in when you spot one. Simply put: catch the sign, walk over and say something brief, get the digits, arrange a date, invite her somewhere private.

The woman knows if she will fukc from the first second. That's where the signal comes in. She calls you to her very subtly (hair flip, arm touch, long glance). From there go slow but steady toward a private encounter. You don't ever ask to bang, just ask to look at your etchings... in your room. At each step you have to be aware how she's recieving you. If she seems snippy or bored then excuse yourself. If she's open then just proceed to the next step. Phone number, date, private activity. Of course wait the obligatory two days before you call her. Maybe the date is three dates. Maybe it takes a few private meetings for her to open up. Once you are there on your couch you have to be direct without beings a date rapist. Touch her on the knee, tell her she's sexy, lean in for a kiss. Again you'll know of she's with it or not. If not just cut it short right away. Finish watching Expendables Ii from Redbox and drop her off like a gentleman. If she's into it just guide her gently where you want her to go and she'll follow.
 

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If you get one home, post in this thread real quick and wait patiently for me to come back and tell you how to fukc. Keep your phone by the bed and I'll walk you through it.
 
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