How do I become a black hipster chick

[Mr Rager]

Have a fascination with Ireland.

Talk about spirituality and positivity non-stop, yet to still be a egotistical, manipulative, narcissist who relies on shallow New Age theories essentially co-opted Eastern Philosophy by white people.

Buy a film camera, use only black and white 50mm film.

Drink a lot of green tea.

listen to "Black Alternative Woman" music as aforementioned by @CinnaSlim however add a few classics outside of the usual go to; Nina Simone, Eryka Badu (not just Baduizm), Janet Jackson, Grace Jones and afterwards pick the whitest alternative/indie rock band you can think of, a good go to is Sonic Youth.

Quote Kurt Cobain. Just do it.

Practice Pansexuality.

Oh my gawd

 

[thirdeye]

Wow, I might actually be a hipster lmao. I got a hair hat tho so I don't know if I qualify

 

[LadySimone]

I love all of you guys.

 

[Spike Tarantino]

Don't forget your septum piercing and topless yoga instagram posts

 

[Koba St]

Avoid any contact with black men.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I love all of you guys.

Equally?

 

[LadySimone]

Equally?

Of course. Not really. I do love the sisters more.

 

[mcdivit85]

Step 1:

Date/f#ck white male hipster

Step 2:

Repeat until you start dressing in thrift shop clothes and wearing awkward hairstyles

Peace