How dirty is your crib? (Don't lie!!!)

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The mfers living there can't smell it. They're used to it.:manny:



Imagine how unnatural shytting while standing up is:what:.

Even animals assume a certain position while taking a shyt....dam:snoop:
Smh but squatting some homo shyt when u look at it. Standing and pooping is some real niggga shyt. I can respect that. poking ya ass out in the crouch position while squatting = wild suspect.
 

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I wipe down the inside of microwave maybe twice a month. Inside of fridge maybe once or twice a month.

Guarantee you half the shyt in here rotten or spoiled



I don't fukk around when it comes to the kitchen

[edit] I lied. Fridge get wiped down once every 2 months maybe :yeshrug:
 

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I wipe down the inside of microwave maybe twice a month. Inside of fridge maybe once or twice a month.

Guarantee you half the shyt in here rotten or spoiled



I don't fukk around when it comes to the kitchen

[edit] I lied. Fridge get wiped down once every 2 months maybe :yeshrug:

yeah, my kitchen stays clean as fukk.
 

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Pretty clean.
I just have to clean the tub this weekend, and pick up all the clothes in my room.
 

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I used to know a dude who had a roach nest on top of his TV underneath DVD player. Im serious, A NEST. you couldnt count how many of em were up there. It was so bad roaches would periodically crawl onto the screen and instead of killing them this lazy mfer would just brush them off :what:

I couldn't spend more than half hour in there bcuz you had to constantly look down at yourself to make sure one wasn't crawling on you
 

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Clean, organized confusion...8/10.

A few years ago at my workplace, there was a fellow who crossed that threshold of hoarder status. He was forced to resign for something unrelated, so I along with a few others was task with cleaning out his office/storage area. I know he was low-key :umad: from a distance, because we were all aware of the mess leading up to that point.

Let's just say he had a path carved from his office front door to his desk (paper, documents, consumer junk, etc.). I'm talking waist-deep. That was tame compared to his storage area! I ended up copping a few things during the task since it was so much stuff (toolbox, storage bins, office supplies, etc.). If this country were more organized, it would be a wonder why folks spend money on useful things when others are hoarding it...:mindblown:
 

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eating breakfast and clicking on this thread was the worst decision I've made this morning.
 

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bathroom with pads is nasty...must be fake...

Idk man. The one with the diapers wasn't. They also found a dead cat under there. Lol when they pulled it out that crazy old bird was rubbing it with her bare hands talking bout "awww I'm so sorry Daisy. Didn't want you to die like this"...those clean up dudes in hazmat outfits were like:what:
 

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Clean, organized confusion...8/10.

A few years ago at my workplace, there was a fellow who crossed that threshold of hoarder status. He was forced to resign for something unrelated, so I along with a few others was task with cleaning out his office/storage area. I know he was low-key :umad: from a distance, because we were all aware of the mess leading up to that point.

Let's just say he had a path carved from his office front door to his desk (paper, documents, consumer junk, etc.). I'm talking waist-deep. That was tame compared to his storage area! I ended up copping a few things during the task since it was so much stuff (toolbox, storage bins, office supplies, etc.). If this country were more organized, it would be a wonder why folks spend money on useful things when others are hoarding it...:mindblown:
I have a touch of hoarding in me. Got a crate of cassette tapes and box of Source mags in my shed I just can't let go of:snoop:
 
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