How Did You Get Caught Cheating By Your S/O?

[el_oh_el]

I got a few... But let's start with the most recent...

So... I had the condom box... Empty... In the back seat of my car under the passenger seat in a bag with the receipt as well... This one particular day I come home.. business as usual but my nephew's we're over... No big deal.. so she was like..ok I'mma take them home, but she has her own vehicle so I'm assuming she is gonna take her SUV....


I was wrong



I looked out the window and my car was gone... No warning..no "hey I'mma take your car"... Nothing... So I was like ok.. she not going to look under the seat... So I should be cool



Let me preface by saying this...

I LOOKED RIGHT AT THE BAG WHEN I GOT HOME... Before I went in the house I looked at the bag... Pushed it under the passenger seat and but that book bag (gym clothes) over that.. I was like.."she not gonna get in here..I'll throw it out tomorrow"


So about a hour goes by... I'm in the house on the laptop... She comes up the steps with this slow ass bop...

"Well I found out you been cheating on me". She said it so calmly..it was scary actually... She showed me the bag, empty box, and receipt....


So now this is where the interrogation begins..

1. When did you fukk this bytch??


Now, I had a SOLID alibi..

"I didn't... I thought about it... Me and her discussed it..she told me to come thru..but I came home"

She looks at the receipt and saw what day it was... It was a Sunday... Ok so your boy Dave East had a meet n greet at the mall, he was doing a show later that night so i went to show love..got a pic... And of course she has no clue who that is... But once they took the flick... I sent it to her so she could see who he was

So I told her... Look at the receipt and look how fast I was back home... You think that's enough time to fukk a chick and get home?? She had no choice but to believe it


Her next question was ... Why?


I'm not going into all that but I sold it... Whatever I told her... whole bunch of "you did this, that, XYZ" But I'm a man... Nuff said

So we discuss some more BS...

But here is the last question


"LET ME SEE THE bytch"

Why do women want to see the pain?? I was like no....hell no....FVCKKKK NO

So the next few days she kept pressing the issue... about seeing this chick... But I wasn't gonna show her... The other chick was banging but I don't know who my girl knows and especially my chick best friend... They know errbody since there isn't a huge black population out here and I ain't want that "OMG I know that bytch"... So I took another chick picture that I used to deal with from her IG... Cropped the screename out.. blew it up a lil and showed her...

Every woman's response...

"That bytch ugly"


"Ok"


Her response... "Body of a goddess, face from hell"


In my head... "That ain't even her"



Moral is.. if you gonna live that life... BE ON POINT...don't doubt your Spidey Senses



Seems like most dudes don't get caught up in the act itself... But we get caught slipping doing arbitrary shyt

The fukkin bolded. When I was younger I'd ALWAYS get clapped up behind yahoo messenger history/text history...moral of the story is don't keep shyt..delete it
Bad part of the scumbag life is you always tense up when ya chick come up to you with that "Hey, I got a question" line

New side p*ssy is nice, but really aint worth the fukkin stress tbh
Wean yaself off that addiction if you know whats good for you

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

The fukkin bolded. When I was younger I'd ALWAYS get clapped up behind yahoo messenger history/text history...moral of the story is don't keep shyt..delete it
Bad part of the scumbag life is you always tense up when ya chick come up to you with that "Hey, I got a question" line

New side p*ssy is nice, but really aint worth the fukkin stress tbh
Wean yaself off that addiction if you know whats good for you

Bruh I got caught up cause I left myself logged in to my Google account on the house computer... My nephew goes to my Google Photos and finds pics of old chics... And they was graphic... One was me hitting s chick from the back of all things luckily there was no proof that it was anything recent so I just had to let her know... Google Photos keeps EVERYTHING.... But yes that paranoia is a bytch

 

[Blankthawtz]

I got a few... But let's start with the most recent...

So... I had the condom box... Empty... In the back seat of my car under the passenger seat in a bag with the receipt as well... This one particular day I come home.. business as usual but my nephew's we're over... No big deal.. so she was like..ok I'mma take them home, but she has her own vehicle so I'm assuming she is gonna take her SUV....


I was wrong



I looked out the window and my car was gone... No warning..no "hey I'mma take your car"... Nothing... So I was like ok.. she not going to look under the seat... So I should be cool



Let me preface by saying this...

I LOOKED RIGHT AT THE BAG WHEN I GOT HOME... Before I went in the house I looked at the bag... Pushed it under the passenger seat and but that book bag (gym clothes) over that.. I was like.."she not gonna get in here..I'll throw it out tomorrow"


So about a hour goes by... I'm in the house on the laptop... She comes up the steps with this slow ass bop...

"Well I found out you been cheating on me". She said it so calmly..it was scary actually... She showed me the bag, empty box, and receipt....


So now this is where the interrogation begins..

1. When did you fukk this bytch??


Now, I had a SOLID alibi..

"I didn't... I thought about it... Me and her discussed it..she told me to come thru..but I came home"

She looks at the receipt and saw what day it was... It was a Sunday... Ok so your boy Dave East had a meet n greet at the mall, he was doing a show later that night so i went to show love..got a pic... And of course she has no clue who that is... But once they took the flick... I sent it to her so she could see who he was

So I told her... Look at the receipt and look how fast I was back home... You think that's enough time to fukk a chick and get home?? She had no choice but to believe it


Her next question was ... Why?


I'm not going into all that but I sold it... Whatever I told her... whole bunch of "you did this, that, XYZ" But I'm a man... Nuff said

So we discuss some more BS...

But here is the last question


"LET ME SEE THE bytch"

Why do women want to see the pain?? I was like no....hell no....FVCKKKK NO

So the next few days she kept pressing the issue... about seeing this chick... But I wasn't gonna show her... The other chick was banging but I don't know who my girl knows and especially my chick best friend... They know errbody since there isn't a huge black population out here and I ain't want that "OMG I know that bytch"... So I took another chick picture that I used to deal with from her IG... Cropped the screename out.. blew it up a lil and showed her...

Every woman's response...

"That bytch ugly"


"Ok"


Her response... "Body of a goddess, face from hell"


In my head... "That ain't even her"



Moral is.. if you gonna live that life... BE ON POINT...don't doubt your Spidey Senses



Seems like most dudes don't get caught up in the act itself... But we get caught slipping doing arbitrary shyt

played out like a movie....lol..

over the years this is why i slowed down wit the cheatin before i got married...its like a full time job keepin up with ya lies and deceit.....just to get more p*ssy....its a cycle that u eventually gotta break if u want peace of mind....

 

[boriquaking]

My phone.

When i denied it my girl texted my ex and she sent her screenshots of what i had wrote :Ajreally:

 

[VirginiaSlim75]

In college I was juggling girls like it was the damn circus. This one junk I had left her lingerie in my closet on purpose and told me she was doing it to basically claim her territory. I told her didn’t care cuz i don’t have girls come over anyway. Lieing my ass off I was just going to hide later.

Well my dumbass for got to hide it and another junk came thru and seen it plain as day. In the dorms we had them closets with no doors smh. I still remember smashing a few times after that but she stopped rockin with me forreal

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

I

played out like a movie....lol..

over the years this is why i slowed down wit the cheatin before i got married...its like a full time job keepin up with ya lies and deceit.....just to get more p*ssy....its a cycle that u eventually gotta break if u want peace of mind....

Reminds me of Baby Boy actually... Yvette found the condoms in the car.... Jody technically didn't fukk ol girl with the braids.... Now I'm not implying whether I did or didn't but yes it was right out the movie

 

[B...]

Went thru my phone one morning I was asleep. Was sending out snaps a few days prior & one of the chicks saved the msgs after I told her numerous times not to happened June last year & im still hearing about it to this day. I’m off that shyt though, tired of starting over

 

[Gizza]

Went thru my phone one morning I was asleep. Was sending out snaps a few days prior & one of the chicks saved the msgs after I told her numerous times not to happened June last year & im still hearing about it to this day. I’m off that shyt though, tired of starting over

Dap+ Rep last July:prayfrancis:

 

[B...]

Dap+ Rep last July:prayfrancis:

We gon get thru it bruh

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I’ve cheated on every girlfriend I ever had and never got caugh

The key is to not even come across like the type of guy to do it

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Not cheatin, but got caught lookin.

Was gettin gas the other day with the fam and decided to all go in to get some drinks for the road.
Why did I do that...

This fine sista that looked like...

...comes into the gas station with her t*ts all out...
Coudlnt' help but look...but I looked too long.

Still hearing about this shyt 3 days later...

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Only sloppy dudes get caught, I’ve never been caught by no chick because I’m not gone cheat with anybody in the area code of my girl

Also giving your girl the code to your phone is the easiest way to cheat. She won’t suspect a damn thing just keep your messages and pictures clean and don’t be stupid.

That's a good strategy but you know you can't stop some random ex from hitting you up when you least expect it, and that moment WILL be the very moment that your girl is using your phone to look something up. And there's no WAY she's gonna believe you when you tell her, "I haven't talked to her in a year, idk why she's texting me."