How Did You Get Caught Cheating By Your S/O?

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One of my ex's ran thru my phone while I was asleep.... Usually I never have lengthy convo's with my jumpoffs but the night before we decided to text back and forth like we was writing a porn script (pics was included) .... :snoop:

Yall know the aftermath... :francis:

these should be old stories.... hope yall learned your lesson and cut that cheating out... :ufdup:
 
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Blankthawtz said:
One of my ex's ran thru my phone while I was asleep.... Usually I never have lengthy convo's with my jumpoffs but the night before we decided to text back and forth like we was writing a porn script (pics was included) .... :snoop:

Yall know the aftermath... :francis:

these should be old stories.... hope yall learned your lesson and cut that cheating out... :ufdup:
Click to expand...

This isn't cheating....and you damn sure didn't get 'caught' doing anything either
 
Moesha’s Overbearing Dad

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I got a few... But let's start with the most recent...

So... I had the condom box... Empty... In the back seat of my car under the passenger seat in a bag with the receipt as well... This one particular day I come home.. business as usual but my nephew's we're over... No big deal.. so she was like..ok I'mma take them home, but she has her own vehicle so I'm assuming she is gonna take her SUV....


I was wrong :snoop:



I looked out the window and my car was gone... No warning..no "hey I'mma take your car"... Nothing... So I was like ok.. she not going to look under the seat... So I should be cool:win:



Let me preface by saying this...

I LOOKED RIGHT AT THE BAG WHEN I GOT HOME...:shaq2: Before I went in the house I looked at the bag... Pushed it under the passenger seat and but that book bag (gym clothes) over that.. I was like.."she not gonna get in here..I'll throw it out tomorrow"


So about a hour goes by... I'm in the house on the laptop... She comes up the steps with this slow ass bop...

"Well I found out you been cheating on me". She said it so calmly..it was scary actually... She showed me the bag, empty box, and receipt....


So now this is where the interrogation begins..

1. When did you fukk this bytch??:usure:


Now, I had a SOLID alibi..

"I didn't... I thought about it... Me and her discussed it..she told me to come thru..but I came home"

She looks at the receipt and saw what day it was... It was a Sunday... Ok so your boy Dave East had a meet n greet at the mall, he was doing a show later that night so i went to show love..got a pic... And of course she has no clue who that is... But once they took the flick... I sent it to her so she could see who he was

So I told her... Look at the receipt and look how fast I was back home... You think that's enough time to fukk a chick and get home?? She had no choice but to believe it


Her next question was ... Why?:usure:


I'm not going into all that but I sold it... Whatever I told her... whole bunch of "you did this, that, XYZ" But I'm a man... Nuff said

So we discuss some more BS...

But here is the last question


"LET ME SEE THE bytch":usure::ufdup:

Why do women want to see the pain?? I was like no....hell no....FVCKKKK NO

So the next few days she kept pressing the issue... about seeing this chick... But I wasn't gonna show her... The other chick was banging but I don't know who my girl knows and especially my chick best friend... They know errbody since there isn't a huge black population out here and I ain't want that "OMG I know that bytch"... So I took another chick picture that I used to deal with from her IG... Cropped the screename out.. blew it up a lil and showed her...

Every woman's response...

"That bytch ugly":sitdown:


"Ok":russell:


Her response... "Body of a goddess, face from hell":scust:


In my head... "That ain't even her":lolbron:



Moral is.. if you gonna live that life... BE ON POINT...don't doubt your Spidey Senses



Seems like most dudes don't get caught up in the act itself... But we get caught slipping doing arbitrary shyt
 
FeloniousMonk

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First mistake-

Not knowing about clearing your history cache (she went and looked and seen that I was checking out females profiles on Yahoo, 100's of them...)

Second-

Thinking that closing the page would sign me out of yahoo mail, but if you open a new window, you'll still be logged on...lied about a email, she read....which was the beginning of the end..
 
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Only ever cheated on one ex.
Told her the chick was my cousin.
She mustve had her ear to my door when I was blowin out ole girls back.
She took me back tho.
:yeshrug:
:snoop:
Would never do that again...too much stress and work keepin two females half-assed happy at the same time.
 
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Only sloppy dudes get caught, I’ve never been caught by no chick because I’m not gone cheat with anybody in the area code of my girl

Also giving your girl the code to your phone is the easiest way to cheat. She won’t suspect a damn thing just keep your messages and pictures clean and don’t be stupid.
 
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When I told her only she knows how to stroke my key the best. :damn:
When wifey is at work I can always rely on her to make me :russ: or :mjcry:


She is always open for me 24/7 :whew:



Told wifey u share that husband and GMB :wow:


Said her name was TheColi and she said is she gonna share me
Told her she not accepting new members still ur shyt outta luck :noah:
 
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