How did the first humans know how to have sex?

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When Adam gazed upon the nakedness of the woman whom God had made for him, he instantaneously grew stiff. The woman likewise, upon the visual consumption of the totality of the figure of the new man, grew increasingly weakened below the waist. Adam rushed over to embrace her and in so doing, accidentally penetrated her perfectly lubricated opening. For a brief instant, the pair experienced the feelings of shock, pleasure, horror and disgust, simultaneously.

The woman ejected Adam out of her. But after having had a taste of this divine bliss it was only a matter of time before they gave it another try.

- Courtesy of the Angel whose name shall not be uttered by human lips.
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