How did Pete Davidson snag Kim Kardashian, brehs?

[Killer Instinct]

Pete is packing down there, I'm talking about 8 inches not hard.

Same thing I heard.

 

[neph27]

Pete Davidson has butthole eyes

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yeah broads have been talking about his shyt for a minute. Combine that with being tall, having a little money AND being able to make women laugh

That's the cheat code to puzzy: meat, money, height and humor

Oh shyt! You just gave me a potential chorus to a song


Meat, money, height, humor. Now all the girls wanna be consumers. Now here come all of the rumors. Even got a cousin wantin me to do her

 

[Menna]

I mean look at Kims sister who she dating Travis Barker that drummer skinny drug addict beani cap 1992 look is back brauh wheres Nirvana dude hey man....

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I don’t see it

 

[CopiousX]

nikkas just say any ole thing on here

You right breh, bagging a billionaire isn’t that impressive

What does a billion dollar woman mean to a man who has already got his sht together? I gotta agree with @FcKuPaYmE here. Id understand if you were down and out like the breh who got plucked from prison by the Euro heiress but this is an already established man. There are few things her money can get that his money cannot...



From his perspective, the physical traits are all he's getting out the deal. And on that bar, Kim is no longer a come up. She is a 41yr old single mom, with failing surgical enhancements, and a questionable sexual history. In no universe is her set of traits a starter pack for a happy relationship.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The existence of this thread is why Pete can snag Kim K
Pete knows there's no future with Kim but he gets to have some fun and add her to his resume, keeps his Q-rating high
Kim gets back in the news with a fresh story that's nothing to do about crazy Kanye
You know she's competitive with her sisters and until now Kylie and Kourtney were getting all the headlines
And I'm sure mama Kris laid this out for her when they had the strategy session about how to get Kim back out there
plus there's a new Hulu show coming

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Mafukkas really gassed over a 40plus surgical mishap still

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I saw that cac kiss her on SNL a month ago during an Aladdin & Jasmine carpet skit and thought

"Damn, that some good acting right there during that kiss"


Now I see they're dating now

This cac been with a few A-list celebs too. I heard he's packing meat and the hoes love his goofiness but come on


Whats the deal?

Ye need to send "Brother Mouzone" up to SNL Studios for a visit

Make women laugh and they’ll be on your dikk almost as fast as giving them money

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

His weight is under control
Hes rich
Hes funny
Hes tall
Mildly crazy
Has a great track record. So hes not some bargain bin guy. Women like men that fine women have been with.

Also hes not 100% white. His father was mixed.

 

[Tunez]

Big dikk

 

[CrimsonTider]

Big dikk

You got his only fans?

 

[big bun]

Man…y’all still don’t realize that regular Joe’s can bag Kim Kardashian, too.

 

[nahnah]

Thread is tragic not to mention gay as fukk

 

[pcg]

He snagged a MILF a while back. Kate Beckinsale.