How come nobody told me how fine Tiara Thomas was?

[whknorth]

she looks like that bytch u see at the mall sitting down by herself and then u like damn I'm boutta spit my game den as u walking to her, some hipster white nikka with the man bun and beard who looks like he came out of hipster monthly magazine comes outta nowhere and she's like hey baby I missed u and den they hold hands and walk off into the sunset while holiday by vampire weekend plays in the background.

U standing there like

 

[fReShBeAtS]

whats wrong with some of yall that girl is finer then a mofukka

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Always thought she sound like jocelyn hernandez on that "bad" track a lil bit

fukk her, she snaked my nikka Wale
I bet not catch her in deze streets

how?