How can old Kung Fu movies be so cheesy and so piff?

[Geek Nasty]

El Rey channel had a "Way of the Turkey" marathon over Thanksgiving break. Man they were playing ALL the classics



I'm watching like and at the same time. Makes NO sense. The shytty translations, crappy acting, sorry ass special effects, but the fight scenes and fukk even the way they talk "Your kung fu is weaker than mine."

Gotdamn brehs

I should have DVR'd that whole weekend

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

because everybody was with the shyts

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

because you missed out on that era homie..when it was all good.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Cheese is good cuz real life is depressing

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Unmatched fight choreography. They were on some shyt.

 

[ORDER_66]

I miss the classics....

 

[MidniteJay]

I miss the crazy wire fu back then and when dudes would get chopped up would be ribbons flying out as blood

fukkery weapons like flying guillotine.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Unmatched fight choreography. They were on some shyt.

The ladder scene in Once Upon Time in China .

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I miss the crazy wife fu back then and when dudes would get chopped up with would be ribbons flying out as blood

fukkery weapons like flying guillotine.

That was my film. Had an email based off it as well.

 

[ORDER_66]

My childhood favorite is still the crippled avengers... how you make a ninja retarded by putting his head in a vice... Favorite character BTW in the entire movie...

EDIT:

I can't wait til I make Aaron Jackson the Animated Series I'm gonna pay homage to alot of old shyt...

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Super Chinese Ninjas is my favorite.

 

[Manuel Hot Pepper Lopez]

Saturday cartoons, WWF wrestling, then kung-fu theater
If you weren't there, you just wouldn't understand

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

This is probably the earliest Kung Fu show/film I can remember watching as a kid.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Because of the choreography and just the overall dopeness and feel Amazon prime as a treasure trove worth of them and its incredible

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Because of the choreography and just the overall dopeness and feel Amazon prime as a treasure trove worth of them and its incredible

in camera edits