How Big Of An L Did I Take Last Night??

Flywin Lannister

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You bought everything and showed that girl attention all night and all you get was a smack :what: you should have grabbed your dikk then rubbed her mouth :obama:

Than hit her with a goodnight with the :shaq: face
Classic Coli fantasy keyboard warrior and quiet around all the hoez in real life shyt lol
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lol isn't this the same dude that's always making these ridiculous height threads? i mean, i knew from jump he had to be a lame to be online repeatedly saying "at least I'm not short" :laugh:
this is actually pretty pathetic for ol boy. with ur height and all, id think u wouldn't need to ask for a kiss. she woulda done raped u on site!
 

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Before I lay in on you OP...some advice.

-Never ask for a kiss on the cheek...to desperate.

-Never go for actual food. By this I mean; if it's a first date, go for coffee or something cheap. This puts her in a state of wanting to qualify for your on the next date. Also, everyone drinks coffee, its an easy in.

-6 hrs is too long to be doing nothing. You should've flirted, eventually worked in some sexual overtones, nothing brazy, just little hints.

-Don't ever, and I mean this, don't ever go in for the hug. Friends get hugs, winners go home and fukk the prom queen.

-If its going to take that long, you should've worked on some kino escalation (get her used to you touching her hair, hands, arms, etc). It just seemed like you were the to be the gay best friend talking about who's besty cheated on who:wrist:
 
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