Houston, We Have Rule Changes! The Official 2023 MLB Season Thread

[Nitro Tuggle]

He’s a clown

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Is Tatis Jr still suspended? What’s the latest on him?

Think he has less than ten days left.

 

[Remote]

Alec Bohm is hot right now.
Like, suspiciously hot.

 

[BucciMane]

Fraud ass Yankees.

Leadoff triple and can't even get a run home. Pathetic.

 

[Remote]

Fraud ass Yankees.

Leadoff triple and can't even get a run home. Pathetic.

Make a few more comments. I’m sure you’ll get that attention from NYY that the Red Sox aren’t giving you.

 

[BigE214]

Heaney got 9Ks through 3 for the Rangers. Likely to get pulled in the 4th for pitch count tho

 

[NYChase718]

 

[Remote]

NO.
I just put in a fukkin waiver claim after some jackass dropped him.

And now this fukk pitches well.



I don’t have a high enough waiver priority.

 

[BigE214]

10Ks 9 consecutive

That slider

 

[tremonthustler1]

I hate this guy so much.

 

[mozichrome]

the padres wanted a gust of wind to somehow blow that bunt foul

 

[Trust Me]

the padres wanted a gust of wind to somehow blow that bunt foul

They would've settled for that gust on that swinging bunt too

 

[BigE214]

I hate this guy so much.

ERA down to 8.22

 

[tremonthustler1]

ERA down to 8.22

As soon as the Yankees traded for him I knew they fukked up. Sometimes, the analytics cannot in any way measure estrogen levels and guys like Heaney and Gallo are straight up pussies and it was clear as day that they'd never make it in NY.

I just wanna know who the nerds are in the Yankee analytic department so I can throw them off a train platform.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]