Houston, We Have Rule Changes! The Official 2023 MLB Season Thread

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[PortCityProphet]

Only mlb players get injured in these type of ways.

Bro Aroldis Chapman fell at the crib and busted his face open and had to get stitches

Chapman cracks tooth, splits lip in fall

SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Aroldis Chapman’s Royals debut was supposed to be Sunday against the Mariners, but it was delayed a few days after he slipped and fell at home Saturday night. The relief pitcher slipped, cracked a tooth and split open his lip, requiring a trip to the emergency room

www.mlb.com

But after Tatis and his ATV incident aint no telling what really happened with Chapman he was prolly back in the home country wildin

No more rocking the baby

 

[PortCityProphet]

This year starts the beginning of my journey into becoming a Nationals fan
Gonna try to hit up some games, even tho them muafukkas aint wanna hire a brotha for their spirit squad
Might have to get some gear but I want some unofficial bootleg shyt might make some shirts myself with photoshop

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Bro Aroldis Chapman fell at the crib and busted his face open and had to get stitches

Chapman cracks tooth, splits lip in fall

SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Aroldis Chapman’s Royals debut was supposed to be Sunday against the Mariners, but it was delayed a few days after he slipped and fell at home Saturday night. The relief pitcher slipped, cracked a tooth and split open his lip, requiring a trip to the emergency room

www.mlb.com

But after Tatis and his ATV incident aint no telling what really happened with Chapman he was prolly back in the home country wildin

No more rocking the baby

Nothing worst than that tigers player from back in the day who got hurt playing guitar hero smh pretty much ended his career.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Nothing worst than that tigers player from back in the day who got hurt playing guitar hero smh pretty much ended his career.

Lemme go look this fukkery up

 

[VegetasHairline]

Didn't Sammy Sosa once throw his back out from sneezing?

 

[Dipsey Doo]

Gavin Lux out for the season for the Dodgers after tearing his ACL running on the base paths

Dodgers have a big question mark on shortstop. Miguel Rojas should be ok, but Lux was set to have a great offensive year

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Lemme go look this fukkery up

The Crazy Injury History Of Joel Zumaya

minnesota.sbnation.com

 

[PortCityProphet]

Gavin Lux out for the season for the Dodgers after tearing his ACL running on the base paths

Dodgers have a big question mark on shortstop. Miguel Rojas should be ok, but Lux was set to have a great offensive year

I saw his injury and it looked
Knee just crumbled like Chinese infrastructure

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[PortCityProphet]

Over/under 45 HRs and 130 games played for Judge this year?

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Regular_P]

Spring batting averages, runs up amid shift limits

The early returns on Major League Baseball's decision to restrict shifts are promising.

www.espn.com

 

[Remote]

Over/under 45 HRs and 130 games played for Judge this year?

Over on the games.
Under on the HR.

 

[Remote]