Houston Texans Thread 2021 - Caserio Picking Up The Pieces

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I wanted touchdown to blow em out lol. Already couldn't stand Mayfield but after the shyt talking he was doing all week against Hue made me dislike him even more
If you noticed in the game, they were trying to limit Watson's possible turn overs.
He had two bad sacks that were on him and I think he and BoB decided to run down the clock with medium passes and running. Also, looked like he hurt his foot in like the 3rd qrtr.

I think Coutee comes back this week for the slot threat and Watson wi get about 3 TDs
 

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Baker threw for 300 yards in the second half alone.. y'all know that nikka a baller! If Calloway doesn't fumble, there's a good shot Browns win this game. Houston got a break against a talented but very young team.

Y'all got a solid squad but your ceiling is limited. All your best players are in their physical primes and you still won't win shyt. :mjlol:

Your division is weak and your QB is an injury risk every minute he's on the field.

Browns are next up... FACTS. I hate in the moment basic ass teams that win 10 games a year with no hope of winning it all. Y'all be doing the most for teams that no one will remember. Fukk a Texans fan :mjlol:

 

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Baker threw for 300 yards in the second half alone.. y'all know that nikka a baller! If Calloway doesn't fumble, there's a good shot Browns win this game. Houston got a break against a talented but very young team.

Y'all got a solid squad but your ceiling is limited. All your best players are in their physical primes and you still won't win shyt. :mjlol:

Your division is weak and your QB is an injury risk every minute he's on the field.

Browns are next up... FACTS. I hate in the moment basic ass teams that win 10 games a year with no hope of winning it all. Y'all be doing the most for teams that no one will remember. Fukk a Texans fan :mjlol:

Man get to fake ass Skio Bayless sounding ass on somewhere lol. "Well Baker threw for 300 yards in the 2nd half" :skip:

Nikka the game was over with in the first half :mjlol:

Bum ass fans start feeling themselves after winning 3-4 games combined in the past 3 years :russ:
 

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Man get to fake ass Skio Bayless sounding ass on somewhere lol. "Well Baker threw for 300 yards in the 2nd half" :skip:

Nikka the game was over with in the first half :mjlol:

Bum ass fans start feeling themselves after winning 3-4 games combined in the past 3 years :russ:
Chargers just came back from 23-7 deficit against the Steelers and y'all not as good as Pittsburgh, soooo...

Game wasn't over.
 

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Man get to fake ass Skio Bayless sounding ass on somewhere lol. "Well Baker threw for 300 yards in the 2nd half" :skip:

Nikka the game was over with in the first half :mjlol:

Bum ass fans start feeling themselves after winning 3-4 games combined in the past 3 years :russ:
You saw that dumb ass segment too?:mjlol:
I wish he would have let him throw 500 just to show how meaningless yards are if you can't score. Johnny Manzel Jr. Ass.

Chargers just came back from 23-7 deficit against the Steelers and y'all not as good as Pittsburgh, soooo...

Game wasn't over.

The most hilarious thing about that analysis was that Chargers actually did come back and win. Browns didn't. Had our defense actually tried(at risk of injuring someone else) Baker wouldn't have thrown for a TD or topped 200.:manny:
 

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You saw that dumb ass segment too?:mjlol:
I wish he would have let him throw 500 just to show how meaningless yards are if you can't score. Johnny Manzel Jr. Ass.



The most hilarious thing about that analysis was that Chargers actually did come back and win. Browns didn't. Had our defense actually tried(at risk of injuring someone else) Baker wouldn't have thrown for a TD or topped 200.:manny:

Lol yeah I saw that bullshyt. Dudes most don't know O'Brien always takes his foot off the gas in the 2nd half. Where was this 300 yards in the first half when he had a got damn 12.0 passer rating with 3 picks.
 

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Get that bytch boy Browns shyt outta here. They lost and looked pathetic outside of a couple late stat padding yards. Hold that L and have some damn dignity
 

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I keep thinking we gonna slip up at some point. I think philly gonna get us they still got a shot to win the nfc east.
 

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I keep thinking we gonna slip up at some point. I think philly gonna get us they still got a shot to win the nfc east.

I picked us to go 11-5 at the start of the season, and had them losing vs the Eagles and Jags on the road. Currently, I think we finish 12-4 and we lose to the Eagles. Ideally, just win out :pachaha:
 
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