Hot take: Fine dining is lame af

[Buddy]

Pardon sir, would you like a slice of English Muffin and sparkling water?





If you don't get the fukk outta my face

 

[JNew]

So I recently went to an event with a reputable fine dining caterer. They brought out these salad appetizers that was low-key the most disappointing thing I ever ate.

The "dish" was literally 5 large lettuce leaves, some dressing neatly drizzled on it, some almonds strategically placed around the plate and two apple slices. It looked nice, ngl. However, two bites into the lettuce and there is no more dressing on it. There was barely any food at all. These nikkas was so preoccupied with trying to create art on my plate that they forgot to feed me.

What's up with this shyt? I see people posting their gourmet restaurant dishes on the gram and the total amount of food seems equal to a 1$ bag of chips? How are nikkas going to restaurants dropping hundreds and leaving hungry????

You have no idea about life bro.

First all if you complaining about the price you shouldn't be their.

Second fine dinning isnt about stuffing your face and leaving full, its about sharing that experience with someone.

Third fine dinning is mostly about having a top chief serve you something you never tasted before.

 

[TEH]

Fine dining is

I can usually cook meals that are far more enjoyable and less expensive than what I can get from those places.

Women like to pretend that those are the only dates they like and I refuse to fall for that shyt anymore.

Your food taste better than award winning chefs huh … cap equivalent of wrestling a silverback

 

[desjardins]

The disconnect is you're looking for a MEAL and they are offering an experience
A random illegal cooking at Texas Roadhouse could pump out dishes that will leave you stuffed. If that's all you want just go somewhere of that caliber and save a ton of money and time.
Fine dining is more about the chef, who might be the owner of the restaurant, actually touching your food and giving you an experience unique to that location (and maybe even that era/stage of their career)

mad because I asked for A1 sauce on my steak

 

[Womb Raider]

Your food taste better than award winning chefs huh … food equivalent of wrestling a silverback

It’s more enjoyable to me cuz I get way more for way less. I never said I cook better than award winning chefs lol