Honey Badger Takes On Python, 2 Jackals In Fatal Fight

[Dzali OG]

Weasels are the slicksters. Wolverines and Badgers are the hitters.

All weasels are assassins. They are typically pound for pound the most ferocious of predators.

Regular weasels are small and need to kill like every couple hours or they starve to death.

Weasels also have the kill instincts like a cat, because they go for the jugular or spine.

Ferrets are domesticated mink/weasel.

 

[Dzali OG]

dudes thinking you can just slip out of a constrictor’s clutches that’s what they do for a living

If any animal can it would be a badger. They can turn like 180 in their own skin.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

All weasels are assassins. They are typically pound for pound the most ferocious of predators.

Regular weasels are small and need to kill like every couple hours or they starve to death.

Weasels also have the kill instincts like a cat, because they go for the jugular or spine.

Ferrets are domesticated mink/weasel.

Weasels are scared of humans where as Badgers and Wolverines are fearless.

They will shy away, yet tear your ass if confronted.

Weasels are slick, conniving creatures and are parodied as such.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Snake: you still with me boss?
Honey Badger: bruh let me go, aye big bruh you not gonna help?
Buffalo:
Jackals: look over there!
Snake: : where the fukk y'all come from

Jackals: can we get a piece
Snake: NO!
Honey Badger: Help me we can go half
Snake: nikka half on what?
Jackals: Sayless
Snake: Stop!
Jackals: we good?
Honey Badger: yea I'm good
Jackals: where you going with the food
Honey Badger: suck my dikk I'm out
Jackals:
Buffalo: see I knew you was good fam
Honey Badger: bytch ass nikka
Jackals:
Snake:

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

fukking badger built like a tank