Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

[LadyJ2]

Her medications were in there too can’t wait to hear all the uppers and downers she’s on.

 

[MajesticLion]

We live in a mostly cashless society now. Maybe I’m just overly cautious but I don’t feel comfortable walking around with large sums of money in my pocket.

context clues?

Sort yourself out.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

How are you gonna protect the country if you can't even secure your own handbag? And what's worse you have all the resources in the world and you still can't find it.

Exactly

With her DHS security clearance and badge with her too



Like.. why you even carrying that shyt around at dinner


And is this the chick that be trying to act like a IG model in bulletproof vests/gear all the while this chick got whole grandkids

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Sort yourself out.

Cool story

 

[MajesticLion]

Cool story

You're welcome.

 

[bnew]

Her medications were in there too can’t wait to hear all the uppers and downers she’s on.

if her stuff gets posted like this:

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

You're welcome.

 

[feelosofer]

I don't feel bad for this dizzy cave bytch who probably has 'one on one meetings' with Trump under his desk maybe while JD Vance films it.

 

[Vice Queen]

SHE CAN'T SECURE HER PURSE AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE SHE CAN SECURE AMERICA?!

 

[Still Benefited]

I would say the 3k is for a fake insurance claim,but i dont think they have insurance policies to cover the content of purses


So im just going to assume a freshly handed off bribe

 

[DonB90]

Person arrested is a illegal immigrant

Man arrested in theft of DHS chief Kristi Noem's purse is in the U.S. illegally, official says

Noem’s bag was stolen by a masked man Sunday night while she was having dinner with her family in Washington, D.C.

www.nbcnews.com

They had to have staged this shyt right? You can't make this shyt up

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Secret service must hate her

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I swear y'all like children arguing about the dumbest shyt

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

if her stuff gets posted like this:

Meet The Noems

 

[CopiousX]

I haven’t experienced it a lot but I’ve definitely been to and seen mom and pop spots that don’t take cash.

A lot of the trendy hipster shops , restaurants, and cafes dont do cash or even card swiping. Like the card reader literally has no place to slide a physical card.




If you dont have a chip in your phone or chipped card your patronage isnt welcome