Hollup Hollup Hollup, We Makin Noise - Official '15 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Thread

[DaPresident]

Midseason Mark Sanchez came into Dallas and embarrassed your team on Thanksgiving. Should have said late season Mark Sanchez.

I forgive you for fukking up though. I'm good ppl like that

Breh, we played 3 games in like 7 days. Ya'll GOT that one, that was like the highlight of yall season B.

We saw what happens when cats got time to prepare and not coming off 3 days rest homes....Yall got taken to the woodshed that night. Dez was KILLING ya'll cats lol... But we not BRAGGING bout that are we? Nah, we didn't make it to the goal we wanted/expected to be. Ya'll can keep trying to drop us down or clown all you want, but ya coach is steady dismantling yall team AND ya'll season was over the game ya'll got beat by the damn Deadskins...it was only a forgone conclusion that we beat yall like a secondhand drum that next week

But go ahead and live in your fantasy world. I honestly don't have a negative thing to say about the Smeagles, Deadskins, or LittleMen I honestly ONLY care bout this STAR and these 'Boys over here. Peace homes, good luck on da season

 

[Box Factory]

Well since we doing this, how about we post the box score of a more meaningful game, the one which ultimately sealed the division for us.

How that feel?

We moving goal posts now? I thought we were talking about midseason Mark sanchez.

Eagles still won the season series on aggregate 60 - 48 with a 2nd string squad

But let's stop arguing, let's get back to praising Brandon Weeden.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

We moving goal posts now? I thought we were talking about midseason Mark sanchez.

Eagles still won the season series on aggregate 60 - 48 with a 2nd string squad

But let's stop arguing, let's get back to praising Brandon Weeden.

Were you even alive when the Eagles last won a playoff game?

Must burn slow knowing that your franchise is one of the biggest jokes in pro sports.

Enjoy another year without a Super Bowl. Just like good old times.

 

[Box Factory]

Were you even alive when the Eagles last won a playoff game?

Must burn slow knowing that your franchise is one of the biggest jokes in pro sports.

Enjoy another year without a Super Bowl. Just like good old times.

You have 2 playoff wins in the last 20 years. You're obviously too dumb to do this,you should leave it to the other hillbilly dallas fans to do the talking for yall i reckon

 

[BlueHeffner]

You have 2 playoff wins in the last 20 years. You're obviously too dumb to do this,you should leave it to the other hillbilly dallas fans to do the talking for yall i reckon

Yall have 0 SuperBowls

 

[Cowboyz89]

You have 2 playoff wins in the last 20 years. You're obviously too dumb to do this,you should leave it to the other hillbilly dallas fans to do the talking for yall i reckon

How many super bowls do you have in the last 20 years?
Did the Eagles even have an Offseason thread?

 

[Codeine Bryant]

You have 2 playoff wins in the last 20 years. You're obviously too dumb to do this,you should leave it to the other hillbilly dallas fans to do the talking for yall i reckon

I see you didn't answer the question

I understand why you like posting in here. It's the closest you'll ever get to supporting a winning franchise.

I don't blame you, seeing as how your other option is counting on Kneebrace or Buttfumble to bring home Philly's first SB.

 

[Primetime21]

You have 2 playoff wins in the last 20 years. You're obviously too dumb to do this,you should leave it to the other hillbilly dallas fans to do the talking for yall i reckon

@ you still sticking to that arbitrary 20 years number, lets talk RECENT history..you know where players in the league today were still actually playing.

Jan. 4, 2008. That's the last time you losers won a playoff game. 7 years, going on 8. 2nd longest playoff losing streak in the division behind the Redskins

But of course you werent even watching football then

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Somebody in Eagles FO forgot to tell Chip Kelly that the goal moving forward is to improve the team.

This dude getting ride of Desean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin in consecutive offseasons. And spends high draft picks on... inferior WRs.

You couldn't make this shyt up, brehs. Talk about hustling backwards.

It's all good, though. They released one of their best olinemen and their starting QB is hobbling around in a kneebrace. This is finally their year...

 

[Box Factory]

@ you still sticking to that arbitrary 20 years number, lets talk RECENT history..you know where players in the league today were still actually playing.

Jan. 4, 2008. That's the last time you losers won a playoff game. 7 years, going on 8. 2nd longest playoff losing streak in the division behind the Redskins

But of course you werent even watching football then

You already know you're not allowed to quote me because you're borderline retarded and end up looking like an idiot and resort to repeating "cac" or "bytch" when i son you.


But just for fun, what happened week 17 in 2013?

 

[Primetime21]

You already know you're not allowed to quote me because you're borderline retarded and end up looking like an idiot and resort to repeating "cac" or "bytch" when i son you.


But just for fun, what happened week 17 in 2013?

7 years without a playoff win

Spoiler

cac bytch

 

[DaPresident]

You already know you're not allowed to quote me because you're borderline retarded and end up looking like an idiot and resort to repeating "cac" or "bytch" when i son you.


But just for fun, what happened week 17 in 2013?

The luckiest of all luck that Kyle Freaking Orton was starting that game...


damn near beat y'all at the end tho, if Kyle didn't throw that dumb INT...biting ya'll nails that night...but, alas, ya'll won it...for the division...lol

 

[Codeine Bryant]

You already know you're not allowed to quote me because you're borderline retarded and end up looking like an idiot and resort to repeating "cac" or "bytch" when i son you.


But just for fun, what happened week 17 in 2013?

Damn, we bragging about Week 17s now?

I guess that's what perennial Ls do to delusional fans.

It's okay. You guys dumped your 2 best receiving options, dumped one of your best linemen, and your QB options are guys best known for their fumbling, injuries, and/or overall ineptitude.

This is your year!

 

[Primetime21]

Damn, we bragging about Week 17s now?

I guess that's what perennial Ls do to delusional fans.

It's okay. You guys dumped your 2 best receiving options, dumped one of your best linemen, and your QB options are guys best known for their fumbling, injuries, and/or overall ineptitude.

This is your year!

he's autistic give him a break

 

[LurkMoar]

@Chip Kelly undercover cowboys stan




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