Hold up! So King Solomon from THE BIBLE had 700 WIVES and 300 SIDE CHICKS but ONLY had... 4 children?

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He had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines; and his wives turned away his heart. [4] For when Solomon was old his wives turned away his heart after other gods; and his heart was not wholly true to the LORD his God, as was the heart of David his father.

How the fukk do some of y'all still BELIEVE this BULLshyt going into 2025? :russ:
 

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It's pretty cool reading the books of judges and of kings in the bible. David's rise to power, then his downfall, then Solomon comes in and the temple gets built then the women turn him towards other God's and his kids turn to other Gods.

Supposedly Solomon wrote Ecclesiastes towards the end of his life regretting all he had done.
 

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It's pretty cool reading the books of kings in the bible. David's rise to power, then his downfall, then Solomon comes in and the temple gets built then the women turn him towards other God's and his kids turn to other Gods
Other Gods? :picard: Explain? Wasn’t breh the king of the Jews?
 

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Other Gods? :picard: Explain? Wasn’t breh the king of the Jews?
From what I remember he had many wives and they worshipped other Gods and introduced him to all types of sorcery and witchcraft all kinds of different customs.

I always wondered that if he asked God for wisdom how was he not wise enough to stick to God?
 

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They just slandering homie
Solomon’s Wives
1 King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh’s daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites.
2 They were from nations about which the LORD had told the Israelites, “You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods.” Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love.
3 He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray.
4 As Solomon grew old, his wives turned his heart after other gods, and his heart was not fully devoted to the LORD his God, as the heart of David his father had been.
5 He followed Ashtoreth the goddess of the Sidonians, and Molek the detestable god of the Ammonites.
6 So Solomon did evil in the eyes of the LORD; he did not follow the LORD completely, as David his father had done.
 

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Think about what you're saying. The time necessary to do all that fuçking ain't there.

A king can have wives/concubines that he doesn't get to. Basically their number doesn't get called.
He should still have more 4 kids though breh :comeon:

You act like that nikka had a manual labor job to do day-to-night. Wtf you mean the time aint there :russ:
 

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How the fukk do some of y'all still BELIEVE this BULLshyt going into 2025? :russ:
It's hilarious that all the miraculous things that happen in the bible, this is the thing that is too much!!
Not Moses parting the Red Sea
Jonah living in the belly of a whale for 3 day and 3 nights
Not Jesus (and Peter) walking on water
Not Jesus turning water into wine
But a man having 700 wives and 300 concubines and only having 4 kids.
Ladies and gentlemen, THE COLI.com :mjlol:
 
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