History has been way too kind to captain planet because

[Pazzy]

Captain planet was and still is a BIATCH!!!

Did Turner broadcasting systems really think they were teaching the kids by showing a super hero looking like this

With a flattop along with a mullet that had the power to create mountains, erupt volcanoes, make whirlpools and basically make natural disasters to stop polluters but would straight go on life support, losing all his superpowers the moment his finger got caught in a plastic ring from a six pack or a fishnet where he would sink to the bottom of the ocean. I always used to wonder as a kid if that made sense. Even now, I'm trying to convince myself that that was a mandala effect type of thing because that shyt made no sense.

HOW?

 

[Dorian Breh]

Watch it, breh breh

 

[Pazzy]

Watch it, breh breh

fukk him. He would probably die if he slipped into an oil slick. He probably can't even pump his own gas. He ain't a real superhero.

 

[DPresidential]

This is GOAT level shyt.

 

[Geek Nasty]

I hated teh fukk out of captain planet. I could never tell why his lame ass was popular. A bunch of lame ass kids forming up like a lame ass recycled Voltron

 

[Pazzy]

I hated teh fukk out of captain planet. I could never tell why his lame ass was popular. A bunch of lame ass kids forming up like a lame ass recycled Voltron

Word up and come to think of it, I always try not to crack up every single time they yell out their powers because theres always gonna be that kid saying "wind" all funny as hell.



Oh this really puts things in perspective now..

 

[sfgiants]

You can beat Captain Planet by throwing garbage at him. Like when you’re done with some Taco Bell throw the bag at him and he’s done. And he got his powers from a bunch of random kids on some pedo shyt

WOAT “hero” of all time

 

[Sccit]

@CACtain Planet

 

[ade]

Captain planet was and still is a BIATCH!!!

Did Turner broadcasting systems really think they were teaching the kids by showing a super hero looking like this

With a flattop along with a mullet that had the power to create mountains, erupt volcanoes, make whirlpools and basically make natural disasters to stop polluters but would straight go on life support, losing all his superpowers the moment his finger got caught in a plastic ring from a six pack or a fishnet where he would sink to the bottom of the ocean. I always used to wonder as a kid if that made sense. Even now, I'm trying to convince myself that that was a mandala effect type of thing because that shyt made no sense.

HOW?

Co signing. Dude would get that work much more often than he gave it. Captain Pollution had that ass in a blender

 

[Smokin Rider]

I always hated Captain Planet as a kid. shyt was like MASH to me, when that intro music came on, had to and go outside and climb rocks n shyt instead

 

[Rell84shots]

Verminous Skumm: "Get him out of here"
Rat 2: "He's got aids"

 

[DrexlersFade]

Verminous Skumm: "Get him out of here"
Rat 2: "He's got aids"

After the second rat A.K.A. Karl Malone

That shyt was beyond cringeworthy

 

[Ironman]

At this Cap Planet slander

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Verminous Skumm: "Get him out of here"
Rat 2: "He's got aids"

Why Todd look like Eli Manning

 

[Smokin Rider]

I always hated Captain Planet as a kid. shyt was like MASH to me, when that intro music came on, had to and go outside and climb rocks n shyt instead

Matter of fact I blame captain planet for me failing off a wall of rocks when I was 9 and getting 12 stitches, if his punkass wasnt on TV who knows...