His date asking for money on the first date

[Illuminatos]

“Somebody gonna give it to me”
The fukk are these chicks so damn arrogant for?

 

[...o3]

Whats wrong with that

...really bruh, this is date attire to you? son is dressed like his agenda for that day was to stop by auto zone, meet up with Chartreuce at fuzzy's for chips and drinks, then run into walmart for juice and baby wipes.

 

[CopiousX]

“Somebody gonna give it to me”
The fukk are these chicks so damn arrogant for?

Id assume its worked for her so far. I doubt she'd keep using a bad game plan.

 

[Ahadi]

How you start is how you finish.

She knew he was a mark from the jump & his hesitation shows it.

Would’ve been dipped.

 

[Neuromancer]

Tell her “it was nice meeting you. Enjoy the rest of your day “.

and leave

I've left dates for less.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Shoulda got up while she was talking and left her broke ass there.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

I've left dates for less.

is it story time?love to hear nikkas kick why they cut a beesh off and dodged a bullet



your testimony may just save a brother on today

 

[Sterling Archer]

...film yourself on a "date" in a tee and a vintage cubs cap and wonder why you're sitting across from a bird, bruhs.

You must be a ugly ass nikka to think you need a bow tie to meet a bytch for chicken fingers.


You dress for the destination not the occasion. They were at a damn diner. This wasn’t a date out to a Michelin restaurant. You take a bytch somewhere cheap or free the first time you meet to know if you even want to fukk with the bytch. You can do better shyt after when you know she’s worth the effort.

 

[Peter Popoff]

To Waiter:

Check please!

Hey waiter, we paid for our own meals. She just an acquaintance. I'd like to pay my tab, gotta run an errand.


To clown:

Hey Ma, nice meeting with you. Good luck on your next standup routine. You funny, godspeed. *chuckles*

*blocks number and deletes*

 

[Sterling Archer]

I'm saying.

Like some of my best dates involved me rocking 6xl tees, baggy jeans, and some timbs.

Still made the impression, still mated, and had a good ass time.

Did not resort to rocking a blazer and shyt

Dude just a simp who thinks tailored chinos and a tweed jacket suppose to make an aint shyt bytch into a wholesome darling.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

she can’t date any man that don’t pay her bills.

FOH

This is the classic female move: "pay me to be with me" without having earned any of that shyt. Bet you if you played along she'd entertain you for a couple weeks, get some bills paid, then ghost you. An overall L anyway you slice it.

One more thing, when a woman is yapping about "pay my bills" every other sentence, she telling on herself she engages in broke behavior. Bills are supposed to be paid in silence, behind the scenes shyt.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Whats wrong with that

Nothing at all. My first date with an ex was a train ride around the city, ice cream, a walk to the fountain and food at a sportsbar in Wrigleyville. I was in some chucks, shorts and a polo. Dude think dressing like Fonsworth Bentley gonna get him some hoes.

 

[-DMP-]

Yoooo my boy said you need to sell p*ssy and freeze cups

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

...really bruh, this is date attire to you? son is dressed like his agenda for that day was to stop by auto zone, meet up with Chartreuce at fuzzy's for chips and drinks, then run into walmart for juice and baby wipes.

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

she sounds fat